The Sexi Foursome
Chapter One
A New Calamity
Bekki miserably sat in her room, the MG convention carrying on without her, drawing faces on celebrities in the magazine Clare had given her without thought. Her head jerked up as the door shook and Lenni burst through.
"I'm safe!" she screamed at someone in the hallway, "No! I do not lose, I'm safe while I talk Bekki into coming out!" she said then slammed the door. A thump echoed on the other side followed by a small groan. Bekki watched her cross the room, flick the magazine off the table and sit down on it.
"You! You are not sitting here emoing just because you don't want this ship. It's not like you're the first to suffer under Clare's shipping insanity," she said in a rare show of patience and understanding. Very, very rare.
Bekki sighed and began playing with her pen, "I s'pose not, but still... I just don't feel like it," she said, nodding to mean the whole convention not just the game going on in the halls. Lenni rolled her eyes and yanked me up out of my chair – I offered little resistance, happy to have her close to me. "C'mon get the hell up; we're going to sort this out with Clare.
Bekki stumbled after Lenni while she muttered about 'whiny, clingy, paranoid' people – whoever they might be. They found Clare in the lobby, hiding behind a massive pot plant. She shushed them wildly and Bekki surmised that a hotel-wide hide-and-seek-tag game was taking place.
"Clare!" Lenni shouted, bringing us to the attention of Erad, he tilted his head in question but Lenni shook hers letting him know we needed Clare dry for this... though on second thoughts...
They stumbled back to their room, dragging a sodden Clare behind them – Bekki had resisted doing anything to disrupt her emoing but Lenni couldn't kidnap Clare on her own. The door locked behind them, Lenni looked from Bekki – emoing in her corner – to Clare – shaking water off her and squeezing it from her clothes – and shook her head.
"Alright, Bekki's depressed because of your ship, Clare, so you two fight it out or have make up sex and I'll be outside. I'll come in if I hear a scream but someone better be dead!" Lenni threatened.
Clare stared after Lenni before dropping her eyes. She gasped seeing the magazine with the tortured faces of her idols. She rounded on the depressed Bekki now sitting on her bed but couldn't bring herself to yell at her.
Clare sat down beside her, wrapping her arms around Bekki, "I'm sorry... it's really getting to you?" she asked.
Bekki looked at Clare, "You know you just want me for yourself," she sniffled, with as much mocking and dignity she could muster.
Clare looked at Bekki thoughtfully, "Actually..." she paused and bit her lip, "I think you might be right."
Bekki screamed, bringing Lenni bursting into the room joyfully, expecting a corpse. "What the fuck are you both doing alive?" she shouted.
"Clare's trying to rape me!" Bekki sobbed, throwing herself at Lenni. Lenni stepped aside, letting Bekki fall to her knees painfully. She gazed up at Lenni lovingly and wound an arm around her leg.
"Nooooooooo, Bekki my love! Don't leave me!" Clare sobbed and dove after her, catching hold of Bekki's leg and clinging with all her might.
"My heart belongs to Lenni, you whore! Stop trying to steal my affections!" Bekki screamed, kicking at Clare.
"I don't love you, cunt! Take her, Clare, take her for your own nefarious purposes!" Lenni screamed back at them, "God, I don't want this obsessive psychopath!"
"Seeeeeeee, Bekki? She doesn't want you! Come be with me! I'll love you forever! We can read chipmunk slash fics until eternity!" Clare said, trying to entice Bekki from her one true love.
"Never!" Bekki sobbed, clinging more ferociously to Lenni's leg as she felt Lenni brace herself to kick. Bekki cringed back as Lenni kicked her deftly in the ribs and Clare and Lenni both froze as her head collided with the metal bed frame. Her eyes rolled back into her head and she collapsed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!1!!111111 MY LOVE, DON'T LEAVE ME!" Clare screamed, cradling the Bekki-corpse lovingly.
Lenni looked mildly disgusted, "Clare... you're not going to rape that, are you?" she asked, as her heart broke inside – guilt, confusion and grief warring within her.
Clare shot Lenni a look of pure hatred, and that is how the Sexi Foursome was broken.