A Roddy St. James Poem
A pampered rat
With nothing to do while his posh family is away
Having a free for all in an empty house
Only to be interrupted by another rat from the sewers named Sid
Desperately trying to get rid of Sid with little to no success
The sewer rat was too smart for the posh english rat
And in turn got flushed down the toilet instead
So this posh rat is in for one hell of an adventure