Witch Doctor
Hey, hi, y'alls, I'm back! Sorry about The New Girl, but various tragic situations came up until I could barely find time to finish my homework, let alone publish. My poetry-authoring baby sister gave me the idea for this one, and I just flew with it. Now, enjoy!
ps- I'll pay for review with your choice of prime Naruto spoilers, or cookies baked on Jacob's chest. Both fantastic choices.
pps- I own nothing except the deed to Jacob's body in my dreams.
Seth was happy as he ran patrol around the Cullen property with Jacob. Certainly, he has to leave many of his remaining friends behind, but it was worth it. Now the only people in his mind were Jacob, Edward, and of course his sister. Cheerful, he began to sing a silly song in his head. "I told the witch doctor to tell me what to do! I told the witch doctor to tell me what to say! And he said, 'Ooh, ee, ooh, ah, ah. Ting-tang, walla-walla, bing-bang. Ooh, ee, ooh, ah, ah. Ting-tang, walla-walla, bing-bang!'"
He repeated this again and again, not noticing his Alpha's growing aggravation. Finally, though, Jacob snapped, "Seth, shut up!"
Chastised, the young wolf was quiet for about five minutes. His mind began to wander in time, until he started to think, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out!"
He continued until Jacob again growled, "Shut the hell up, Seth!" The teen withdrew and silence reigned for some time. However, the peace couldn't last.
Bored, the thought ran through Seth's mind, "Right paw, left paw. Right paw, left paw. Right paw, left paw." Over and over and over.
Very quickly this time, Jacob snarled, "For God's sake, Seth, SHUT THE HELL UP!"
Seth was finally quiet for a reasonable length of time. He was silent across the river one way, and then back. He kept silent nearly until the two had gotten underneath the huge hawthorn tree. Then the thought sprang to Seth's mind, "da-dum, da-dum. Da-dum, da-dum. Da-dum, da-dum."
Frighteningly softly, Jacob ordered, "Seth, change back into human form. Now."
Following his own instructions, Jacob changed as well. As soon as the younger teen stood in front of him, Jacob pulled back his fist and sent it crashing into Seth's jaw. Seth crumpled into a heap on the ground as Jacob sighed to finally be in peace.