Puppets and Dolls vs Toys

By Dr. John Smith

Shinku sat on the couch flipping through the TV channels when she came across a commercial; it was a white haired man in a bow tie with glasses "Need entertainment and like puppet shows? Then come to Dr. McGrew's fantastic puppet show, featuring the legendary puppets of the late Puppet Master; Andre Toulon. So come down now!"

Shinku turned off the TV in boredom "Lame commercial, I wonder what Jun is doing." she hopped off the couch and walked to her slave's room. To her bad luck Jun wasn't there, but two baby dolls; one was a boy in a blue onesie with a blue bonnet, the other was a girl in a light blue dress. Creeped out that he owned them, but was even stranger was that the girl started to talk "Hi I'm Baby Whoopsie, will you be my special friend?" she was then knocked to her butt by something, only to see a snarling teddy bear in a red bow tie.

"Good job Grizzly!" a gruff, Brooklyn accent said, it was the boy doll. He walked in front of Shinku "I'm Baby Oopsie Daisy, and you in a heap of bad dung bitch."

Shinku hesitated "What are you?" she was stricken with fear by the strange toys.

Baby Whoopsie explained "We are Demonic Toys and you must be that stupid Rozen Maiden doll that the boss wants." she turned her head to the bear "Tie her up Grizzly, and make sure she makes no noise. Don't want the bosses new play thing to be rattled." the Bear shot her a menacing look and growled.

Baby Whoopsie looked on Jun's nightstand and saw the familiar red box with a silver crank, she smirked "Hey Oopsie, lets give her to old jumping Jack."

Oopsie looked to the box and gave the same smirk to Shinku "Have fun bitch, come on Whoopsie, we have to do a perimeter check." with that the two dolls left, leaving Shinku alone with the bear and a strange red box with the picture of a jester on it. The crank began to turn on its own and play the instrumentals to 'Pop goes the Weasel' which kinda freaked her out. Soon a twisted clown head with green hair and a yellow head popped out; he had a multicolored frill around his neck and a red cloth neck with white dots. He gave a maniacal laugh as he stretched out close to her, she screamed in fear as the clown laughed louder. The bear picked Shinku up and threw her into a bag, along with the Jack-in-the-Box and left the room.

-Hours later-

Jun walked in the door way, tired and beat "I need sleep..." he was stunned by the silence of the house, usually whenever he comes home from school Shinku batters him with insults and demands tea, but a change for once, silence. Since Nori was at her friends house for the weekend, he didn't have to worry about her, but Shinku was a whole other monster; she was needy and tempermentive.

Jun searched the whole house and Shinku was nowhere to be found, so he decided to check his room.

-Jun's room-

Jun opened the door, only to find two baby dolls and no Shinku, he found it odd that two baby dolls were on his bed... was Shinku trying to tell him something? As he grew closer the dolls spoke. A male in a blue onesie said 'Mama!' and the female in a light blue dress said 'Hi, I'm Baby Whoopsie! Will you be my special friend?' both dolls laughed and began to move.

Jun took a leap back in shock, to his knowledge, Shinku and her sister's were the only living dolls. The dolls grew closer with mean faces and maniacal smiles "Look here dick face, you didn't see anything." The male doll said in a Brooklyn accent.

Whoopsie nodded "And if you tell anyone." she slid her index finger across her neck like a knife.

Oopsie Daisy grabbed Whoopsie's arm "Let's get outta here!"

Whoopsie nodded "See ya prick! Good luck getting your whore back!" they laughed and bolted out of the room.

-Many hours later-

Nori came home to Jun crying on the couch, she was shocked and had to act quickly "Jun what's wrong!"

"Shinku was kidnapped..." he said between sobs.

"What!?" she screamed in shock and confusion "Who would do that."

He finally stopped crying and sighed "Some really pissed off dolls."

Nori stopped to think "Pissed off dolls? Who would Shinku piss off that much to get her kidnapped?"

That's when they noticed a burnt card on the coffee table. Jun picked it up and read it aloud "Toyland Warehouse; where overstocked toys go to rest."

Nori and Jun looked at the card in confusion.

That is it, this is a three way crossover between Rozen Maiden, Puppet Master, and Demonic Toys. It has been in my head for weeks.