HARRY XI: AND THE QU1CKSK0P3 OF DOOM
By Jason Merecede
AUTHORS NHOTE: this is a non cannon story based on Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets PC Version because lets player Damurjin Y inspired me to like this game a lot. instead of focussing on harry poter we focus on harry xi (its pronounced like "she" almost but the "sh" part is more like a "j" sound)
Chapter 0: Invitations
Harry xi was at home because he jus got back from his school. he was walking home because he was on his way home. "wow those miterms were really tough glad thats over with" harry xi thoughted to himself. "ay harry wait up" his friend Joson said. "harry did you cee the new youtube video about the guy who gets locked in his room" Joson said while he wore his glasses. "no i deednt now im gonna go in and do homeworks" harry xu said as he entered his house door. but before he did there was a Letter on the ground! it was addresed to a different address but harry xi opened it anyway and didnt pay attentions to the who it was really mailed to. the letter said 'DEAR YOUNG PERSON, YER A WIZORD. COEM TO HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF MINISTRY AND MAGIC AND THERES NOTHING BAD GOING ON HERE. SO PLEASE WATCH OUT FOR THE OWL HE WILL GUIDE YOU." then a white owl came. he led harry to a bus and he got on the bus. he was at a train station and went to the train stop after FaZeing through the wall. "wow" harry xi saud. he stopped at the gift shop and bought something labeled 'HOGWARTS UNIFORM ONLY 5 BUCKS' from a shady looking pakistani man who might have been counterfeit. then he got on the HOGWARTS EXPRESS and on his way to a new adventure!
Chapter 1: He was going on Hogwarts
harry xi was ride on the hogwargs express. he had a ruger charger .22 magnum pistol with foregrip and 1.5x sk0p3 acog.. he was siting in a train car in the traanin when suddenly ron bursted in. "Harry hi. you shou;ld get your wand because its your first year here." harry xi said "ok" and he went to the wond car in the train to get his wond. the wondmaster said "Hello welcom to the wond car. i am the wondmaster L0rdVega. here is your wond n00b" and harry xi got a green stick plastic. "hey what is this i thoughted i got a wond made of wooden" but l0rdvega said "buget cuts bruh" and harry xi left. ron was wait in the trainand said "come on lets go see harry poter harry xu". Then a brief case feel into their way. "Uh oh! We can't geet around Harry Xi! I'll show yuo how to cast flipendo. Just do this" and ron waved his wond a round and threw flipendo at the brief case and it feel out the window and a bunch of money came out and beans. Harry Xu lookef said "flipendo" and a box flew on someone. They continued there advanture through the train car when rom remember "wait a second harry poter isn't heer. And neither am I." Then harry xi waked up.
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