Author's Note: okay I'm sorry the chapter is so short, I just thought I should write something cuz I haven't written in a long time. So please review, and yes I'm working on my writting topics because I know the topics aren't at there uh "best" right now. sorry and please enjoy! oh yeah and please don't say any thing about my spelling because I don't have spell check any more and I already know I spelt ALOT of words wrong!
Zim is in his underground base laughing, he is controling a huge machine arm that is holding Dib.
"I've got you Dib and you can't do any thing to stop me from destoring you!" Zim screamed.
"really," Dib started,"It's not like my life is as good as your's..." he said smoothly almost mocking Zim.
"WHAT! What do you mean? Are you saying my life is easyer than your's!" he yelled, Dib shruged and slightly smiled to himself. Zim stared at him,"Explain! How could your life be harder than mine!"
"Well, you don't have to do anything, you could easily destroy Earth if you wern't so uh whats the word?..." Dib continued on namming any word that came to mind about Zim.
"Well, that wasn't very nice!" Zim yelled,"I could show you how hard it is to be me. It's AMAZING but hard." Zim almost bragged about his life being harder.
"But, I don't expect you to under stand that." Zim finished, he noticed Dib's bord expretion,"So now I will do something horrable to you!" Dib gasped and Gir who was sitting in the corner of the room, playing with some... headless Barbies, gasped and coverd his eyes with the toys.
Zim hopped out of the seat of the machine and walked over to a box that was sitting on the floor. He pulled out 2 helmates and he put one on. He let Dib out of the arm of the machine and tossed the other helmate at him.
"Put that on." Zim said. Dib stared confused then put the helmate on slowly.
Zim pressed a button on a remote he poled out of the box, the lights flashed and they both fell to the floor.
END CHAPTER ONE
