The Doctor Learns Something
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"Man", Eddy grumbled as he walked through the woods, trying to escape his misfortune, "I hate those Kankers, I hate Kevin, I hate Sarah and Jimmy and Jonny and Rolf, I just hate life." He stopped in a small clearing and looked around, not at all suspecting that this would send him to his doom. (Oops, spoiler for the coming sentences!) Then, all of a sudden, he began to hear a strange whirring/whining sound all around him. He tried to find the cause of this sound by looking all around, but then, his vision started to become blurred and bluish, when he suddenly felt the extreme pressure of something very heavy appearing on top of him. He struggled with this pressure for a bit when he suddenly felt the pressure being relieved as he started hurtling into a time vortex. Then, he suddenly flew through the wall of said time vortex and appearing in front of Adolf Hitler in 1942. Hitler thought Eddy to be an American spy and ordered that he be executed at dawn (Which was going to be there in just 10 minutes). So, Eddy spent the last few moments of his life in the Belzec extermination camp, where Hitler happened to be speaking as he commemorated the opening of said camp (This place is actually real! I'm not kidding! Look it up on Wikipedia!).
Meanwhile, back in the present, the Doctor was watching all of this. "So THAT'S what happens to anybody the TARDIS accidentally lands on!" he remarked. "I've always wondered what would happen to a person if you landed on top of them with the TARDIS because, well, it's never happened until now!" And so, the Doctor then continued on his merry way, happy that he now knows what would happen if, well… do I even need to say it again? I don't think so! So, if you managed to read up to this point, please do not take this story seriously, as I obviously didn't intend for this story to be taken seriously. Now, continue on your merry way as you read stories that are infinitely better than this one while wondering why on earth you read this story in the first place.