And now it's time for, Silly Songs with Demigods.
The part of the show where a demigod comes out and sings a silly song.
We join Leo Valdez as he follows the tragic saga of Festus Dragoonie.
In the day time drama endangered love:
"Festus Dragoonie" by Leo Valdez (Inspired by "the Lost Hero"):
Leo: Festus Dragoonie ( Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: dragoonie, dragoonie),
You are the one for me (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: one for me, one for me),
Sent from up above (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: up above, up above),
You are the one I love (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: I love, I love, I love).
Beckendorf: Please don't cry, Fest-us,
You are a nice robot dragoonie,
You've been so good to me,
But I must go into the world and do noble things for the good of all,
And you can't come because you don't speak Grrreek,
Αντίο!
Festus: But if you leave, Beckendorf,
Who will take me to New Rome?
Who's gonna take me to New Rome, Beckendorf?
I have new armor and claws,
And new dragon teath,
Who will take me to New Rome?
Leo: I'LL TAKE YOU TO NEW ROME, FESTUS DRAGOONIE!
Festus: Please don't go!
Beckendorf: I must!
Festus: Don't go!
Silena: Oh Chaaaarrrlie!
Beckendorf: I must!
Festus: Don't!
Beckendorf: Must!
Festus: Don't, don't!
Beckondorf: Must, must!
Leo: Festus Dragoonie (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: Dragoonie, dragoonie),
You are the one for me (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: One for me, one for me),
Sent from up above (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: A dragoonie from oh great Zeus),
You are the one I love,
Festus Dragoonie (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: Dragoonie, dragoonie),
I'll be your mon amie (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: mon amie, mon amie)
I'll take you to New Rome (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: To New Rome, to New Rome),
I hope you're not too small (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: They might have trouble flying),
Festus: Beckendorf, I've learned Greek!
Beckendorf: You have?
Festus: αλλά, ναι. Ι Dragoonie. See?
Beckendorf: Ναι, ναι, ο φίλος μου,
I always knew you could,
I really hoped you would,
Now can we go into the world and do noble things for the good of all?
Festus: Yes, but first, will you take me to New Rome?
Oh, Beckendorf, will you take me to New Rome?
Beckendorf: … I can't go there.
Festus: You can't?!
Beckendorf: No.
Festus: I must go!
Beckendorf: Please don't go!
Festus: I must!
Beckendorf: Don't go!
Festus: I must!
Beckendorf: Don't!
Festus: Must!
Beckendorf: Don't, don't!
Festus: Must, must!
Leo: Festus Dragoonie (Piper, Hazel, and Annabeth: Dragoonie, dragoonie),
You are the one—
*smash*
Jason: Leo… What are you doing?
Leo: Just watchin' a little TV… Jay.
Jason: Well… Maybe you should build something.
Leo: Yeah, okay.
This has been Silly Songs with Demigod. Tune in next time for "Nico's Rap Jam" by The Son of Hades.