Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter (and everything that goes with it) and I don't own the song "Under the Sea."
Arthur, listen to me. The muggle world, it's a mess. Life in the wizarding world is better than anything they've got over there.
The grass is always greener
In parts where the magic is
You dream about those muggles
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here in the wizard world
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you looking for?
The magical world, the magical world
Really it's better, here where there's magic, take it from me
Oh those muggles, they work all day
Like house elves they slave away
They have non magic boating
But here you are floating,
In the magical world!
Right her everyone is happy
(Except for those in Azkaban)
Those muggles, they ain't happy
It's hard 'cause they haven't got magic
But we magic folk is lucky
We only have one fearful fate
One day when Voldemort gets angry
Guess who gets the killing curse
Uh oh!
In the magic world, in the magic world
Nothing can hurt us- just try to beat us! Oh can't you see
We want lunch we don't have to cook
With magic we're off the hook
We've got no troubles, life is charming!
In the magical world the magical world the magical world the magical world
Since life is great here, we've got the best sport here, naturally naturally
Even the orphan Harry Potter, he jumps on his broom and starts to play
We've got the spirit, at quidditch matches you can hear it
In the magical world
(A/N the song isn't over but I'm ending it here, before it gets even longer, since I don't think it's that good anyway. Oh well. Just felt like writing it.)