White Chocolate
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"Give it back!"
"Not a chance!"
"It's minnnneeeeeeee!"
"I bought it!"
"I wanna eat it though!"
Ed grinned, putting his hand with my beautiful chocolate goodness in the air out of my reach. I glared at him, jumping up and down to try and reach it to no avail. "Edward Elric I will put an end to you!"
"No you won't!"
"Do not doubt me and the mighty powers that brownies can do to me."
Ed rolled his eyes, a chuckle escaping his lips as he went on his tip toes. I glared at him, before clapping my hands together and slapping them on the ground. The ground erupted into cracks and from the cracks came a long, rock-pole.
He snorted. "What are you going to do? POLE me to death?"
I narrowed my eyes, breaking off the rock from the ground and pointing it at his head. The tip of the newly formed SPEAR was right in his face, making the blonde go cross-eyed for a moment.
"You were saying?" I said with a cocky smirk.
He reluctantly gave me back the bag of BEAUTIFUL brownies.
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"Brother?" Al tilted his head when Ed walked in grumbling.
He collapsed on the couch, looking in quite a bad mood. "Is something wrong?"
Ed looked up to Al, innocent, shiny Al. Who was also many feet taller than him.
Taylor skipped in the room with brownies in hand. She looked from Al, to Ed, then back to Al. "What's wrong with him?" She asked. Al shrugged, poking his brother in the temple. Ed just wobbled to the side, then wobbled back in place like a bobble head.
Taylor snorted. "I think Ed is broken." Al said.
"Oh. Maybe I should replace him then." Taylor teased, causing Ed to raise an eyebrow at her. "You wouldn't dare…"
She wiggled her eyebrows before running off to the kitchen. Ed made a move to stand up, but before he could, Al caught hold of him. "H-HEY! TAYLOR DON'T YOU DAR-"
BOOM!
"DID SOMEONE CALL THE MINISKIRT ARMY?"
"TAYLOR!"
Taylor popped back into the room. "Oh! There you guys are! Yes, this is the boy who wants to join the miniskirt army! In fact, he'd LOVE to join today's meeting!"
The group of girls with Mustang headbands and flags with hearts all over them, took one look at Ed.
Ed's eyes widened. He swallowed, biting back a scream.
They grinned, grabbing him by the waist and marching off while he protested and struggled against their hold.
Taylor and Al waved silently to him as he was carried off by the crowd of girls.
"Ah… I've always wanted to do that."
"It was quite funny."
"Did you see his face?"
"Haha yeah."
…
"Let's go get a dozen kittens."
"Already on it."
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End.
Author's note:
All the fluff. Just some parody one shots about 'The Blood Alchemist'. Go check it out. Right now. What are you doing just reading this?! GO
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DISCLAIMER: I DONT OWN SHIT.