Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Harry Potter characters, or the Great Hall, or….anything you recognize from the books. Obviously.
Harry- I'm gonna be a mighty wizard, so Voldemort beware.
Ginny- Well I've never seen a witch or wizard- with blackboard coloured hair.
Harry- ??
Ron- He's gonna be the best wizard- we have seen in years
Harry- I'm brushing up on my magic- I'm working on some SPELLS.
Snape- Thus far…a rather….unsuccessful thing.
Harry- Oh I just can't wait to beat Voldemort!
Snape- You have so far to go, stupid Potter, if you think-
Harry- No one killing muggles
Voldemort- Now when I do that--
Harry- No one casting dark marks
Voldemort- Wormtail, fetch me my wand.
Harry- No one saying Avada Kedavra
Voldemort- What, you don't know that spell yet
Harry- No one killing ME
Voldmort- Now you will die!
Harry- Free to run around the castle!
Filch- Well that's definitely out.
Harry- Free to play quidditch all day!
Voldemort- I think it's time that you and I, arranged a little duel?
Harry- Why duel, when you will die, for a start?
Snape- If this is where Potter is headed, call him dead! Standing there, fighting Voldemort, he doesn't stand a chance! Someone please check his brain--
Harry- Oh I just can't wait to beat Voldemort!
The music plays and Harry dances around the Great Hall, knocking over tables.
Harry- Everybody look left!
All the students look left. See Harry.
Harry- Everybody look right!
All the students look right. See Harry.
Harry- Everywhere you look I'm- standing in the spotlight!
Ron- That's for sure.
All Hogwarts students, except for Slytherins: Let every wizard and witch lean back and relax!
Harry's gonna defeat Voldemort! It's gonna be the hero's finest fling!
Hermione- Oh yeah!!
Harry- Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just can't wait to be king! Oh I just can't wait---
All students (except Slytherins): to beat You know who!!
Well how did you like it? It's not that good, but I had this urge to write it…so I did. Please review, but be nice, this is my first fan fic.