Fangirls and Yaoiboys.
.Take back what they've taken if you wanna play it
safe.
Keep on money makin',
Gotta save for rainy days.
Hidan twisted his rosary in his fingers. "I know, right? I'm fucking sick of all these fangirls. I mean, yeah, I like attention, but seriously, it's just… Creepy…"
"I know! Even though you have the
most fangirls, the rest of us still have a lot of them, un."
Deidara crossed his arms and nodded in agreement. "And you're
right, it's creepy as hell, un." Take it slow, oh yeah
you never know.
Strike while it's hot -
There ain't that much
room at the top.
"Oh it's not THAT bad, is it?" Zetsu tilted his head.
"You don't have to suffer the fandom, Zetsu. You. Don't. Know." Hidan shot a pained look to the Aloe Vera.
Zetsu sighed. "I guess you're right… I have a FEW fans… But they're nowhere near your amounts…"
Oh yeah gotta make your way to the top.
Gotta get to the
top.
Kakuzu patted Zetsu's back. "Don't worry. Kisame and I don't have the biggest amount of fans either. You're not alone."
"Ha ha! I know why you guys don't have fans!" Hidan cackled. "You're all ugly!! The fangirls and yaoiboys like the bishies. You aren't pretty enough." He fell out of his chair laughing.
All three 'non-bishies' sighed and
slumped in their chairs. (Authoress: NUU!! DUNN WORRY KUZU AND ZU ZU!
ME LUVS YEWWW!! DX …Me loves Kisa, but he not purty enuff.) Party
queens:
If you wanna be seen,
Take a shit where you sleep,
And smile real wide for the pop-pop-pop-pop-paparazzi
Pop-pop-pop-pop-paparazzi everywhere
Hidan pulled himself from the floor and sat back in his seat giggling. Kakuzu shot him a cold glare, shutting him up. Deidara, clinging to Sasori, 'sneezed' to try to cover up his giggling. Sasori rolled his eyes and pushed Deidara away.
"Aww, but Danna! People like it when I cling to you, un!"
Sasori twitched. "I don't."
Deidara pouted.
Hear hear! Now you're famous
But do you know the price
you pay?
I hope you that ain't contagious
'Cause I ain't gonna
live that way.
Thank you, no,
But I don't need to go to that
spot
"This is pointless." Itachi finally spoke up.
Everyone turned to the Uchiha with raised eyebrows. "What do YOU think of the fangirls and yaoiboys, hmm?" Hidan leaned foreward.
Itachi looked away. "Pointless."
"Really now?" Kisame flashed a
toothy grin." Itachi turned his head and glared at Kisame. "Now…
If I remember correctly, you were talking excitedly about how many
fans you have…" Itachi's eyes were pleading now. "And you
were bragging about all 'the good fanfics' about you." Get
these climbers off my jock.
Oh yeah gotta stay away from my
jock.
Step the fuck off my jock.
Itachi growled and stormed away.
"What's with him? Does that mean he LIKES fangirls and yaoiboys?" Hidan scrunched his face together.
"Are you stupid or something?"
Deidara giggled and clung to Sasori
again. "Probably, un." Party queens:
If you wanna be
seen,
Take a shit where you sleep,
And smile real wide for
the pop-pop-pop-pop-paparazzi
Pop-pop-pop-pop-paparazzi everywhere
"Shut up, stupid blond. I wasn't talking to you." Hidan flipped Deidara off. Dei puffed out his lower lip and widened his eyes.
"Danna! Did you see that? He's a meanie-face, un!"
"People only like you for your stupid speech impediment, you know."
"People only like YOU for… For… YOUR FACE!!" Deidara stuck his tounge out and buried his face in Sasori's cloak.
Hidan grinned and ran his hand through
his hair. "I know, irresistible, isn't it?" Party
queens:
If you wanna be seen,
Take a shit where you sleep,
And smile real wide for the
pop-pop-pop-pop-paparazzi
Pop-pop-pop-pop-paparazzi
Pop-pop-pop-pop-paparazzi
Pop-pop-pop-pop-paparazzi
everywhere