Harry Potter fans beware!............ There's danger afoot in the world of Hogwarts! And I hope you want to read on, because soon you will discover the naughty things that Ron Terribleactor and Harry Blatter are doing in their dorms... It may be what you think, but it is very gross to think about. Yuk.
I acknowledge J.K. Rowling for writing the four books of the Necronomican. Uh, I mean Harry Plotter. Uh, Potter. Potter.
So Harry Blatter sat in his house watching T.V. when he heard the thump-thump thumping of that fat kid.
"What do you want? You chubby little pig?" Said Blatter.
"Uh, just coming to ask you a question, sir, um, why do you spend so long in the shower and then when you leave there's so little lipstick and mascara left? Are you dressing up like a lady Harry?"
"Shut it lard-bowl. get out of my sight your blocking the sun."
"Go back to your wormy friends. What are their names again, uh, Ron, and Heroine Grander?"
"Stop that or I'll kill you!" Said Harry.
"Oh yeah? How?" Said the fatty.
"I'll use this screw driver!"
"What screwdriver?
It was gone. Suddenly Dobby ran up and stabbed Blatter in the neck.
"Dobby is angry because Harry hasn't been giving Dobby his money!"
Harry lied on the floor, bleeding. The fat kid came and sat on him until Harry couldn't breath. Harry wouldn't be attending Hogwarts that summer. Like I care. He's not dead though. He'll make a miraculous recovery, and--okay he's dead.
So let's some this up. I don't like Harry Potter. If someone were to EXPLAIN it to me I might like it better. The main reason I hate Harry Potter is because I had to sit through The Chamber of Secrets movie. Uhg. Read my other stories, there equally anti something.
I acknowledge J.K. Rowling for writing the four books of the Necronomican. Uh, I mean Harry Plotter. Uh, Potter. Potter.
So Harry Blatter sat in his house watching T.V. when he heard the thump-thump thumping of that fat kid.
"What do you want? You chubby little pig?" Said Blatter.
"Uh, just coming to ask you a question, sir, um, why do you spend so long in the shower and then when you leave there's so little lipstick and mascara left? Are you dressing up like a lady Harry?"
"Shut it lard-bowl. get out of my sight your blocking the sun."
"Go back to your wormy friends. What are their names again, uh, Ron, and Heroine Grander?"
"Stop that or I'll kill you!" Said Harry.
"Oh yeah? How?" Said the fatty.
"I'll use this screw driver!"
"What screwdriver?
It was gone. Suddenly Dobby ran up and stabbed Blatter in the neck.
"Dobby is angry because Harry hasn't been giving Dobby his money!"
Harry lied on the floor, bleeding. The fat kid came and sat on him until Harry couldn't breath. Harry wouldn't be attending Hogwarts that summer. Like I care. He's not dead though. He'll make a miraculous recovery, and--okay he's dead.
So let's some this up. I don't like Harry Potter. If someone were to EXPLAIN it to me I might like it better. The main reason I hate Harry Potter is because I had to sit through The Chamber of Secrets movie. Uhg. Read my other stories, there equally anti something.