Bye, Bye, Bye Twilight, a twilight fanfic

BYE, BYE, BYE (TWILIGHT)

I felt the need to write something to perk myself up, so I figured I'd write another song that pokes fun at Twilight. Goes to the tune of *NSYNC's "Bye, Bye, Bye". (I absolutely love that group to death!)

Original Music © *NSYNC

Twilight © Stephenie Meyer

Lyrics (or half of them, anyway) © unicorn-skydancer08

Hey, hey…
Bye, bye, bye!
(Twilight!)
(Twilight!)

(Oh, ohh)

I'm doin' this tonight
You're probably gonna start a fight
I know this can't be right
Hey, buddy, come on

I loved books endlessly,
When unexpectedly
This new Twilight series
Made its presence known

I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I want to see you out that door
Twilight, bye, bye, bye
(Bye, bye)

I am totally sick of you
I thought you were bad enough after Book Two
Fans may hate me,
But it ain't no lie
Twilight, bye, bye, bye
(Bye, bye)

Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
Might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie
Twilight, bye, bye, bye

(Oh, ohh)

Just telling you the truth
Miss Bella is a Mary Sue
And Edward is a stalker
Oh, now, come on!

Why should she love this jerk?
It just ain't never gonna work
Her life would be much better
If he's gone

I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I'm kicking this crap out the door
Twilight, bye, bye, bye
(Bye, bye)

I am totally sick of you
I thought you were bad enough after Book Two
Fans may hate me,
But it ain't no lie
Twilight, bye, bye, bye
(Bye, bye)

Don't really wanna make it tough
I just wanna tell you that I had enough
Might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie
Twilight, bye, bye, bye

I'm quitting you, I know for sure
You ain't gonna find you on my reading list no more
(Bye, bye)
You're checking out, you're signing off
You're the one who is the loser, and I've had enough

I don't really need the fuss
With the two of us
So, I'm leaving you behind
Bye, Twilight…

I don't wanna make it tough (make it tough)
But I had enough
And it ain't no lie (bye, bye, Twilight…)
(Bye, bye)

I am totally sick of you
I thought you were bad enough after Book Two
(I'm completely sick of you)
But it ain't no lie
Twilight, bye, bye, bye
(Bye, bye)

Ohh…

Don't really wanna make it tough (I don't wanna make it tough)
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (but I had enough)
Might sound crazy, but it ain't no lie
Bye, bye, bye!
(Twilight!)