Hello all this is the first chapter of the Fairytale(s) series. I hope you all enjoy yet more randomness.

Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, Naruto, Snow White, or Star Wars

This time I have nothing to say so I will get right to the story...

Snow White

Naruto and Bleach Style

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away…wait that's star wars.

Once upon a time in a faraway land there lived a queen, person, well I assume she was a queen since her husband was later the king but I guess it is unimportant to the plot since she will die soon. Oops I gave away part of the plot.

So this queen lady wanted a daughter with skin as white as snow and hair as black as, well something really black. I am going to go with ebony. So she wanted a daughter with skin as white as snow and hair as black as ebony and lips as red as blood. I think she secretly wanted a vampire kid. I mean seriously lips as red as blood, skin as white as snow is really pale like a vampire.

So anyway the powers that be, or coincidence we are not too sure, decided to grant her wish. Unfortunately for her the powers that be are not that nice so they only granted one of her wishes. She got a daughter, me, lucky her. Devastatingly the price for the granting of a wish is death. The powers that be are apparently mean, evil, and sadistic.

So she's dead now and an undisclosed amount of time later the king remarries. The king married a woman; wait no, a man named Yumichika. I guess the king was secretly gay. So Yumichika and I get along okay, I think, since I was a baby and thus ugly (But adorable) so Yumichika was fine with me being there. He apparently owns a magic mirror that tells him that he is the fairest of them all. It's a Narcissistic tendency-promoting mirror. Moving along to Yumichika talking to his mirror, when I don't know sometime before he tries to have me killed. Dang it I revealed part of the plot again. Oh well…

"Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the fairest of them all?" Yumichika asked looking like a psychopath talking to an inanimate object. Then he waited, and waited, and waited. This is probably why the queen was always late for everything, the waiting for the mirror to confirm his loveliness.

Several hours later the mirror finally responded with a "Yo!"

"Kakashi you took a long time today."

"You see there was this bear, he was deathly afraid of being stuffed so I had to stop and give him a banana. This caused a group of monkeys to chase us."

"Kakashi mirror, you are a mirror there are no bears."

"Maa, how do you know?"

"I just do. So who is the fairest?"

"Well you know I don't really swing that way-

"Just tell me that I am pretty."

"Fine, you're the fairest."

"Good, you may go." Yumichika said covering up the mirror and leaving to start his day. This is what he does every morning. His ego is really inflated because of it.

So that was how every morning went until I was older. So when I reached an undisclosed age I went to Yumichika's room to tell her, I mean him, to hurry so that we wouldn't be late. I am extremely afraid of being late. So Yumichika was somewhere (he/she decided to give the mirror a taste of it's own medicine and call it but then make it wait) and I being a normal girl of unknown age decided to take advantage of this chance and do the smart thing which is explore the room. Well there was this interesting box (you thought I was going to notice the mirror didn't you) so I decided to go through it. As I am looking through the previously mentioned box of amazing cool things I hear a voice say "Yo!"

"Hello?" I ask looking around for the source of the voice and noticing that there is a face in a mirror in the corner. Well that's odd. To add to the oddness it was a figure with a mask and an eye patch. So I stared at the mirror for a bit until the mirror face saw me and looked shocked at my presence.

"Who are you?" The mirror figure asked.

"Apparently some crazy person because an inanimate object is talking to me."

"What is your name?"

"Candice." I answered the mirror, what harm can it do knowing my name it's a mirror. Coughforshadowingcough.

"Why are you here?"

"To tell my step-um…mom to hurry up."

"Yumichika is your um…mom?"

"Yes, I think, ish." I say then hear the person in question calling for me. "I have to go."

"Wait, come back I want a hug." Kakashi mirror whined as I was walking to the door.

"Even if I came back you wouldn't be able to get a hug, you're a mirror." I pointed out then walked out the door.

"Curses."

After my encounter with the mirror I decided to sing to random birds while standing by a well. That's what any sane person does after finding out about a magic mirror that can talk to you and wants a hug. So I was minding my own business, still singing to the well, when I noticed that there was a well dressed guy standing there creepily staring at me.

"Um..." I started to say then decided to run away from him. I ran through this one door and then up to a balcony. I got curious to see if he was still down there, when I looked down he was standing there looking sadly up at me. "Aw, poor sad panda!"

I turn around to go down there and run away with the cute sad panda but I am stopped by a Linda Bunny. "You can't do that."

"Why not?" I ask confused.

"It goes against the plot." Linda Bunny calmly answered.

"Aw, but it would be so much easier and quicker if I just ran away with him now."

"Yes but the plot."

"Stupid plot." I mutter as I look down at the sad panda once more only to see a bird try to land on his head only to have him glare at it. He looked at me once more then left.

The next day…

"Mirror mirror on the wall-" Yumichika started to say but was cut off by the early appearance of the mirror man.

"Yo! Oh it's you." Kakashi said sounding really depressed about it.

"Who else would it be?"

"Well yesterday there was this pretty girl named Candice here." Kakashi said his one eye smiling happily at the memory.

"So who is the fairest?"

"Well I thought it was you, but since I had only seen you and this one old guy, I guess I just didn't have any basis of comparison…"

"Just tell me."

"I think that Candice is the fairest of them all."

"No I am not." The two of them hear faintly from outside the door, I wasn't eavesdropping, nope not me.

"Well I think you are the fairest of them all so give me a hug."

"That's impossible remember." I reminded him through the door.

"Drat." He said but I didn't hear it because I was being told to vacate the premises by some maid. Apparently it's rude to stand with your ear pressed against a door listening to someone else's conversation about a matter that could pertain to your well-being, who would have thought? Such a long sentence…

"Wait, so Candice is the fairest of them all?" the queen asked trying to get final confirmation from the mirror.

"Them all being the three of you, then yes."

"I must kill her then!"

"Wait isn't that a bit harsh? I am biased you know since I don't swing that way. So technically you could be the fairest I just don't like guys." the mirror explained.

"Nope, I definitely have to kill her. Even though I have a normal, fairly good relationship with her."

For some reason I feel like I am going to be killed. Nah that can't be it, who would want to kill me? Well other than that crazy psychopath, or that man whose bread stick I ate. Personally I don't think that eating someone's bread stick is deserving of the death penalty, or in this case worthy of being a motive for murder. Unless, of course if it was the last one then I would deserve it.

So like a normal person who has the feeling that there is someone trying to kill them I followed some random soldier dude into the creepy woods without informing anyone of my whereabouts. I didn't even tell my father who was apparently kicked out of this story or is that unimportant that he never actually is in it.

"So um, Ikkaku was it, what are we doing in the woods." I ask after I hit my head on a tree branch because it was too short. Stupid short trees, attacking me.

"I am supposed to kill you." he answered honestly getting into some fighting stance and pulling out his spear (or is it a pike?) and lunging towards me. I did something smart for once and ran.

"Aren't you supposed to pity me or fall in love with me or something, not actually attack me?" I question him.

"Oh yeah. So go run through the creepy woods and never come back here. You are exiled!"

"Couldn't you have put that nicer?"

"Nope."

"Well then you definitely aren't my prince charming."

"I'm fine with that."

"As long as we're on the same page." I say calmly walking into the creepy forest.

That's the end of this chapter but stick around for the next one which I will update next week.

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Preview from next chapter:

The next day I wake up only to see some dude staring at me. I sit up and realize that not only was it some dude staring at me but he was also really short. I guess he was a dwarf. "Um, hello?" I ask and he smirks at me.

"I am Attention-whore, or you can call me Itachi for short." the creepy staring dwarf greeted me.

"How does that work?" I ask confused by the nickname.

"We do not question these things." he answered simply.