Disclaimer: Kingdom Hearts doesn't belong to me :(!
Whipped
By xLycheeRain
Roxas sighed, exasperated. Why couldn't Sora get it through his thick head that he wasn't whipped!
"You so are, Roxas."
"I am not."
"You so are! Every time she walks by, you stop what you're doing and go mess with her all lovey-dovey like. I mean, even when we're talking and she—"
"Excuse me for a bit, bro—Hello? Oh, hey cutie! No, you weren't interrupting something. What? Wait, hold on, you—"
Sora smirked and sang,
"Whi-hipped!"
Roxas rolled his eyes and smacked his brother upside the head.
"Ow!"
Sora watched as Roxas nodded into his phone and agreed to whatever the blonde on the other side of the phone line had just said. Sora had nothing against Roxas' girlfriend, it was just… his twin brother was so obedient.
"Of course, Nami! I always have time for you."
Sora snickered at Roxas' words, earning him a glare from said boy. The blond's expression immediately softened as Sora thought he could hear Roxas' girlfriend start saying goodbye.
"Yeah, okay. I love you lots too! Don't worry about me, it's fine! I love you too, okay, bye Nams."
Roxas stowed his phone away and resumed scowling at Sora.
"I am not whipped!"
Sora stared incredulously at his brother.
"Are you serious? Bro. If Naminé went like 'Hun, can you tie my shoe?' you'd be on the ground in a flash. WHIPPED!"
Roxas groaned at Sora's falsetto and buried his face in his hands. It was a horrible attempt to mimic Naminé's bell-like soprano voice.
Sora wore a triumphant smirk on his face until it swapped with a look that combined the words 'crap' and 'busted' together. Roxas had finally found a retort,
"Well, you aren't exactly the boss in your relationship either, Mr. I-kiss-the-ground-that-Kairi-walks-on."
A/N: Soo... I updated. 3 times. In the past 3 days ish. Haha, well... I FEEL SO BAD FOR DITCHING YOU GUYS SOOO. THIS WILL BE MY LAST CONTRIBUTION UNTIL MID-DECEMBER. I'M TERRIBLY SORRY :c.
I really needa get some work done and stuff sooo yeeeahh. xD
I originally wasn't gonna write this 'cause it seemed so unoriginal - apparently... there really aren't many whipped Roxas' out there... [unless they're with Axel...] SO THEN THIS WAS BORN.
it's my shortest one-shot yet, I'm probably gonna start this as a one-shot drabble type of thing :).
Hope you enjoyed anyway!
-xLychee
[P.S. Kudos to my awesome friend that gave me the example of the shoe tying when I asked what else whipped boyfriends do c;]