Twilight Parody bedroom scene
Bella was standing in her room late at night with her back to her window. She couldn't sleep due to her thoughts about Edward and she also had this feeling of being watched. She turned around and gasped because there standing right behind her is...Edward Cullen. "What are you doing here?" Bella asked. "I came to see you because I don't like being away from you" Edward replied with a cheesy smile on his pale face. "How did you get in here?" Bella asked him. "Through your window like usual" was his reply. "You mean you've done this before?" Bella asked a little creeped out. "Yes" Edward replied. "Why?" She stupidly asked. "I like to watch you while you sleep" he addmitted with a light blush. "Ok that is like so totally creepy and way to stalkerish" said a now really creeped out Bella. "I know, but I couldn't stay away" Edward says as he slowly walks over to Bella and wraps his arms around her waist loosely. He than started to lean down to kiss Bella on her lips. Right when their lips would have met Bella pulled out a can of pepper spray and sprayied Edward in the eyes. "Ahhh" he screamed in pain as he covered his eyes with his hands. "Back off creep" Bella yelled at him. Bella than pushed Edward out of her bedroom window and yelled "Leave and never come back you creepy stalker and tell that stupid wolf/mutt to stop howling and digging holes into my yard or so help me I will neuter him and you." She than closed her window, turned out her lights and went to sleep. As for Edward and Jacob they both slinked off home in fear and/or pain.
~THE END~