X-Cubed's Fanfiction for Dummies: The Naruto Edition
Disclaimer: We do not own Naruto, Choose Your Own Adventure, any of the blank for Dummies books, mental retardation, or hookers.
Summary: A how-to guide on Naruto fanfiction
Introduction
The how to books for Dummies have become increasingly popular these days. It seems that everywhere you turn there's some idiot reading one of those books. Computers for Dummies, Finances for Dummies, Cooking for Dummies, hell there's probably even Sex for Dummies (oh wait...breaking news just in, there is, it's called a hooker). Yet Fanfiction for Dummies has, sadly, not been published. This is rather unfortunate because it is one of the most needed books in the For Dummies series. There are many many so called fanfiction authors who should not be writing fanfiction. In fact, the sucky writers out number the decent writers twenty to one. And when we say sucky, we mean it in the worst possible way. Sucky as in their writing leaves readers with the following symptoms: nausea, heartburn, seizures, temporary or permanent brain damage and/or paralysis, urine stains from laughing or crying so hard they pissed themselves, and/or brain freeze. Because we have had these symptoms at one point or another, we have decided to write this much needed guide in hopes that it will help even one of those brain addled worthless writers fix or improve their fanfictions. Without farther ado, we present X-Cubed's Fanfiction for Dummies.
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