Dear Sirius,
Aren't my xD's better than Tamara Lestrange's XD's ?
-Awesome xD gurl
Dear Awesome xD gurl,
zD pwns them all. Sorry.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Don't you just love llamas?
-Llama lover
Dear Llama lover,
NO LLAMA'S ARE EVIL. Poe the Alpaca told me! Alpacas rock!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
When are you going to come back online and ansswer our questions? blah blah blah blah blahh
-Blah Bah peep
Dear Blah Blah peep,
Right now.
-Sirius
DEAR SIRIUS,
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE SCREAMING?
-SOME RANDOM SCREAMING CHICK!
Dear SOME RANDOM SCREAMING CHICK!,
YES!
-SIRIUS
Dear Sirius,
Do you think my tractor's sexy?
-Tractor awesomness
Dear Tractor awesomeness,
Heck yeah babes!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Do like to drink out of dirty toilets.
Scrubbing Bubbles
Dear Scrubbing Bubbles,
Uhm. No. *coughwheni'minanimagusformcough*
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
I have shit on my ceiling. How do I get the stain out?
-Shit on ceiling chick
Dear Shit on cealing chick,
Get Moony to lick it off!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
I threw shit at my cat, Mione. How can I throw shit at her without having to lick my hands clean?
-Ass Licker
Dear Ass Licker.
You let me lick them off. ;)
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
I need to pee but I have a toilet phobia. What do I do?
-Pisser Girl
Dear Pisser Girf,
Try using a urinal.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
I have a problem with wiping my ass on my cat after I piss and take a can I stop it.
-Stinky Laxitive
Dear Stink Laxitive,
You find a rat to use as toilet paper instead.
Or a stag. zD
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Your mom
-ahahaha person
Dear ahahaha person,
is evil.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
I like to lick windows on the special bus and everyone keeps telling me to wear a helmet. How do I keep my window licking abilities while wearing a helmet?
-Special Tard re-re
Dear Special Tar re-re,
Lick the inside of the helmet instead!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Twice on Tuesdays. Oh shit, it's not tuesday. FML.
PS- I just carsed..
-hell yeah person
Dear hell yeah person,
Carsed?
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Are you gay?
-Still Straight
Dear Still Straight,
No.
-Sirius aka the straight guy
Dear Sirius,
How are the germ orgies in your mouth?
-Curious about Germ orgies
Dear Curious about Germ orgies,
Excellent, thank you for asking!
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Have you ever had the whole world party in your mouth?
-Mr Clean with Listerine
Dear Mr Clean with Listerine,
OMG i SHOULD INVITE THE WHOLE WORLD TO DO THAT!
Wait but would I be able to go in my mouth too?
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
I killed your mom./ How do you feel about HIS death?
-ahahah murderer
Dear ahahah murderer,
I really don't care. And sense when was my mom a guy?
Oh that explains it.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
Tamara told me her bra is loose. lol. Bet it's not the only loose thing she has.
-Disturbed inthe mind
Dear Disturbed inthe mind,
If she wasn't my cousin I'd be intrigued.
-Sirius
Dear Sirius,
I don't wanna be a chicken, I don't wanna be a duck, I just wanna be me!
-confused and hopeless maniac
Dear confused and hopeless maniac,
How about being a maniac?
-Siri
Dear Sirius,
some crazy cat just jumped in through my window and i wanna kill it
-cat killer
Dear cat killer,
Check to make sure it's not McGonagall first.
Then kill it.
-Sirius
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