Incident in Viridian Forest
I was traveling along one day, traipsing through the wood.
I stopped when I saw the pink thing, frozen where I stood.
Eyes, blue and watery, it stared me in the face.
It smiled at me, such a smile, full of soft and gorgeous grace!
I clutched my chest, and felt my heart jump to my throat.
The thing pulled out a microphone, began to sing, and that was all she wrote!
My eyes grew tired, and my mind was switched to rest.
Alas, I fell asleep; curse that wretched little pest!
For when I awoke, I found I was not the same.
The thing had decided to play a foolish little game.
My face was marked with dark black ink, and my eyes were painted green.
Oh my stars, and goodness knows, how the thing could be so mean!
I yelled into the darkened trees, Understand, this is no bluff! No matter how long I have to search, I will find you, JIGGLYPUFF!