W H E N - S A S U K E - G O E S - N U T S

In which Sasuke realizes his feelings for Sakura.

But unfortunately, so does Naruto.


Sasuke glared at the god-damned wall in front of him.

He was in his room.

When it was all quiet and cozy.

When he could be away from his usually as hyper as bloody hell village.

He glared at the wall.

He glared at the thought of Naruto getting to Sakura before him.

In fact he was glaring so intensely at that particular thought that God-forbid if his eyes were infrared,which they practically were, it would have burned a hole through the wall. It wasn't like he couldn't switch rooms, hello?!

He was the only occupant of an entire district!!

No...that was not the point.

Not at all.

The point was Naruto got to ask Sakura out before him!

The point was, Sakura accepted!

The point was, he wanted to do it early to get it out of the way.

The point was, that he was clearly getting pissed off at Naruto!

He heard the door close and assumed it was Naruto, since Sakura and Naruto were the only ones that ever came into his room and Sakura was off somewhere with Ino and Hinata, so it had to be Naruto. He thought of how he could make Naruto suffer, but he couldn't and wouldn't do that since he and Naruto were friends.(Well, um, sort of.) He thought of how he could rid Sakura from Naruto's mind. Naruto would listen to him right??? They WERE best friends.(again, sort of.) "Look..." He started. "…you will cancel that date because I said you will cancel it…and you will cancel it because you and Sakura aren't a couple. Now do it please."

He tapped his foot and waited for an answer.

There was only another tapping noise heard.

"Are you mocking me?" Sasuke seethed, burning with inner fiery that only he was capable of…the room was definitely going to feel the fury of a barbeque alright…

He tapped his foot again. Still waiting for an answer. Trying to be patient, but fuming inwardly.

Only silence could be heard.

He grit his teeth hard.

"Oh…so you want to play, don't you? Let's try this again…"

"Cancel the date, or else." He said, still waiting for an answer.

Same noise.

Again.

The silence wouldn't go away.

Again.

Still there.

Again.

Again.

Here we go…

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Again…

Until…the shinobi snapped.

"Answer goddamn you! Answer!!!!!" Sasuke shouted. He pounded on the mahogany clad desk, causing a jar of pens to fall right off. He tapped his foot impatiently.

And tapped.

And tapped.

Still tapping

Tapping again.

Once more.

Two more times.

Doesn't this guy realize there's a problem?

Once more.

"AAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNSSSSSSSSWWWWWWWWEERRR!!!!!"

Sasuke couldn't take it any longer. He swirled around, causing the chair to fall. He swirled around the whole room, but saw no one. The window was open and had a pretty strong breeze going. The door was right opposite of the window. Sasuke flinched. There was no one there. Ever. He was talking to no one all that time. He looked out the window and into the garden. Sakura, Ino and Hinata were looking at his window like he was crazy. When they saw him, they turned away and pretended to be chatting. Sasuke turned his head back into the room, closed the window and buried his face in his pillow.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"

and that began the week of Sasuke...on summer vacation...


Owari


OOOK. That was something random that spouted out of me in the last 10 minutes...Probably NOT what you were expecting if you read through it all huh? but whatever. leave a review telling me...something...I'd appreciate it.