Title - Miscommunication
Character(s) - Dean Winchester, Castiel
Pairing - None.
Rating - K+
Author note - A very good friend of mine gave me the idea to write a text conversation, between Dean & Cas. It's not great, but I think I've sort of been true to how, the 2 would interact...emphasis on sort of! Disclaimer - I do not own 'Supernatural' or any of the characters (even though I wish I did!).
'Back in black! I hit the sack, it's been too long, I'm glad to be back!'
Dean Winchester looks up from his brothers laptop, at the sound of his phones ringtone. He stands up, and collects the phone from the bedside table. '1 unread text message' greets him, he opens his inbox, and reads the text...
Cas (mobile): 'Good afternoon, Dean. I require your assistance.'
Dean reads the text, and rolls his eyes at the formal style of texting, the Angel has adopted. He selects reply...
Me: 'Hey dude, sup?'
Dean sends his brief text, sits back down at the laptop, and presses play once again. He laughs at the cartoon he's watching. His phone starts to vibrate, he hits pause, and picks the phone up before the first verse of 'Back in Black' can kick in...
Cas (mobile): 'I do not understand what 'sup' relates to.'
Dean sighs, but once again replies to his friend...
Me: '-.- sup means whatsup, Cas! Nvm! Wot u need?'
He hits reply, and doesn't bother to place the phone back down on the table, or to press resume on the laptop. The phone begins to buzz almost immediately...
Cas: 'Why do you spell simple words incorrectly, Dean?'
Dean hits reply, and quickly texts back...
Me: 'Dude, quit askin me crap! U wana tell me wot u want, or keep fightin wit me?'
*phone vibrates, 45 seconds later*
Cas (mobile): 'I apologise. I am in need of the creature known as 'Google'. Your sibling informed me that I should use 'Google' to answer a question I have of him. I cannot locate anything relating to this creature in Heaven's extensive library. You are my final hope.'
Dean barks out a laugh, hits reply immediately, chuckling quietly...
Me: 'lmao dude, google is how u search 4 stuff on the web! u're soo the baby angel! xD'
Dean is still laughing, when his phone vibrates once more...
Cas (mobile): 'I see. Thank you, once again, for not only correcting my ignorance, but making me feel foolish in the process.'
Dean stops laughing as he reads the text, his eyebrows furrow, he waits a few minutes. He wonders if he's really upset his friend, he selects reply...
Me: 'Dude, im sorry. Was only jking man =/'
Dean sends the text...and does not receive a reply.