A/N: kay guys this is just a one-shot I thought of the other day, it is just a comedy about Zeus in a meeting with the other Olympians.

Zeus bashed his fist on the armrest of his throne.

'Brothers and sisters please be quiet!" He yelled.

Artemis and Aphrodite were having a heated argument, like usual, Poseidon and Athena were also having an argument (Which they called a heated debate), while Hermes tried to seperate them from tearing eachothers throats out.

Hera was yelling at Ares about his love life with Aphrodite and Hades yelled at Demeter about not having cereal in Elysium.

"No more mister nice guy,"muttered Zeus.

He took in a lot of air and yelled "SHUT IT!"

Everyone stopped.

"I have an announcement to make!"he yelled

"Chaos forbid...Zeus you aren't pregnant again, right?"Ares asked

"Oh Hades no!Zeus you better not be!" exclaimed Hera, absolutely scandalized.

She eyed Hades, who was glaring at her.

"Don't look at me like that!"

"No you see-"

"Zeus, if your pregnant I want you to stay AWAY from all of Olympus' food!" Poseidon added in.

"Hey! That was a one time thing!Whaf I'm trying to say is-"

"EVERYONE!PROTECT THE AMBROSIA AND NECTAR! HEPHAESTUS, HIT THE ALARM BUTTON, ZEUS IS PREGNANT AGAIN!"Hermes yelled at the top of his lungs.

"It can't have been that bad" Dionysus nonchalantly said, flicking his hand for emphasis.

"Your one to talk, Dionysus, you were the one he was pregnant with!Who's going to have to give up their place on Olympus this time?!"replied Apollo.

Dionysus scoffed.

"Are you blaming Hestia's leave on me? because you had a small crush on he-"

Throughout his whole sentence, Apollo had been shaking his head and mouthing 'No' and 'Shut it!', but it was too damage had been done.

"A crush?You're kidding right!Why didn't I know!" Aphrodite said, putting her finger to her chin.

"Because I didn't." Apollo grumbled, heat risking to his cheeks.

Aphrodite giggled.

"Hey!We can talk about Apollo's love life later, right now the problem at hand-"

"OH YEAH!"Yelled Hermes, cutting Zeus off completely, "Zeus is pregnant!"

There was an uproar from the other Olympians, and Zeus had to resist the urge to Facepalm.

"Hephaestus, the alarm!-"

"Quick, hide the food and swallow the key-"

"Men are so stupid,"came Artemis' voice, causing everyone to face her, "Since Zeus is pregnant, we shouldn't hide the we do, we'll all starve!"

And the uproar was renewed.

"What are we going to do-"

"Zeus'll hog all the food-"

"SHUT IT!" came a new voice, which happened to be Hera.

Everyone's attention was now on her.

'Shouldn't we be worrying about something else?Like who Zeus' lover was THIS time?" asked she.

"And how he became pregnant this time?"

Everyone's attention was now on Zeus, each of their eyes accusing.

"Yeah, Zeus, how did it happen this time?" asked Demeter.

They had popped Zeus' last bubble and all the straws were gone.

"FOR THE LAST TIME!I'M NOT PREGNANT!" Zeus yelled, causing a thunderstorm to erupt in Korea,

The other Gods were startled out of their minds.

The throne room was silent

"I was just trying to say that we should try and limit our activities in the mortal world,you need to focus on you duties more," Zeus said, dangerously calm.

Everything stayed silent.

"Dismissed," Zeus broke the silence once again.

The other Gods nodded and left the throne room.

When the coast was clear, Zeus looked down at his stomach, stroking it slightly.

" That was close, Zeus junior," he whispered.

A/N: expected that bit at the end?LOL.