"talking"

thinking'

Disclaimer-I do no own Naruto if I did he would be traumatized from rape. lol

Naruto and Sasuke ran to avoid all the objects being thrown at them from pillows to cactuses. They did this all while laughing

"You freakin perverts don't ever come back here again!!" yelled a pink haired girl with a hint of red on her cheeks.

"The Uchiha one got me pregnant!" yelled another women who looked at them with daggers coming out of her eyes.

"The foxy one sexually harassed me!," screamed a blond haired lady with a fist, a stress mark clearly being shone on her forehead.

"Man just when I thought things couldn't get any worse! Did u have to go and try to bang the Mayor's daughter!?!", The dark haired one of the two hit the blond one on the top of the head. "Dobe!"

"Ouch! I had a reason-There was a silence between the two as they now started walking away from the town.

"So what was you're reason?" Sasuke murmured while twitching at the blond, It was his fault they were kicked out of town.

"She had nice breasts-" The blond got hit yet again by the Uchiha.

"Now WHAT if we go to another town like this they'll probably think we're some guys just trying to get laid...its all to obvious," Sasuke said while looking at the blond. Who could tell his peacock haired friend was clearly pissed. Naruto then looked at him with a wide grin that really freaked Sasuke out.

"I've got an idea how we can get all the ladies! It's a full proof plan!" The blonde then grinned and nodded his head agreeing with himself like an idiot.

"Well...?" Sasuke asked, waiting for the blond to continue.

"We'll pretend we're gay!"

Sasuke almost choked on his on air. "W-WHY!?!"

"Well you know -so the girls will completely trust us and when they put their guard down that'S when we strike!" The Uchiha gave him a confused look, he still wasn't getting it.

"um...ok here's an example- You know how girls Change together right??? Well they might change around a gay guy since they trust him as much as they trust their girlfriends. They could be like Ooooo can you help me unhook my BRA!," Naruto said the last part with a feminine voice. He started grinning again thinking about all the possibilities on how his little trap to get laid would work.

"uh...so you're asking me to be GAY with you...?"Sasuke stretched the word "gay" and started twitching annoyingly at Naruto.

"Come on Sasuke! think of the girls!" Naruto then put his arm around Sasuke and grinned almost pervertedly.

"...fine but we better get a lot of hot chicks." He then pushed Naruto off him and punched him in the arm. "such a dobe..." he said as Naruto started cursing at him.

The two 19 years olds then made their way to the next un suspecting town.

"WHAA! Tenten-chan its not fair!I thought he loved me too!" screamed the indigo haired girl as she squished her head into the brunette's chest.

"I told you Hinata-chan -guys are all the same and Kiba was no exception" Tenten tried to comfort her friend as she pat the broken-hearted girl's back.

Hinata then released herself from her friend;s grip and stood up with a new hint of confidence in her eyes. She put her right arm up. "You're right Ten-ten-chan! I cannot let a guy keep me down! For now on there will be no more guys interfering with my life! This is where I make me vow!

Tenten then had an anime sweat drop on the back of her head. 'That's what she said last time when Gaara stood her up.'

The brunette couldn't help but smile on how fast Hinata was able to move on.

"Well I should go Tenten-chan, it's getting late and I got to wake up early tomorrow for my morning jog! I'm not gonna let one heart break get me all fat and depressed!" The Hyuuga then stood up, waved bye and ran off.

'Yup back to her old happy self'

"Finally we found a house. I was beginning to think we were going to share a cardboard box and then a hobo would come and yell at us for stealing his house! And then he would piss on us!" Sasuke clobbered the blond. "Shut up dobe! You're lucky we found a house so fast..."they started making their way to the drive way of their new home. It was true the real estate agent was a gender bender dressed like a girl and he gave them a good offer on the apartment-house thing .It came with furniture and a bed and which was something they needed but the bad part was it came with only one bed.

They opened the door and made their way in."...Ok so you take the bed tonight and I'll sleep on the couch-then we switch..." Sasuke then laid on the couch trying to get some rest.

"No Sasuke! This is where it starts! From now on we gotta start acting more Gay!" Sasuke threw a pillow at Naruto. "Like hell I will!"

"But we have to practice for when-" The boy was then cut off as another pillow hit him in the face.

"Naruto! I WILL NOT SLEEP WITH YOU!"

To be continued...

Thanks for reading you're awesome! Please Review if you want to know what happens next!!! Yosh! Next chapter Naruto and Sasuke meet their new neighbor-will she be their first victim!?! Read and find out-until next time!