-Oh c'mon man! That's cheating!- Said a grey cat with a blue sweater, blue jeans, a blue collar with a blue bell, and red and white shoes. He was sitting in a couch playing halo 3 with a xbox, and by the look of it, he was loosing badly.

A door in the other side of the room opened and then a pink cat entered the room, and shut the door behind her. The pink cat had a dark pink t-shirt, dark pink jeans and a pink jacket.

-Hi Aeris, how's the comic strip today?- The blue cat asked without removing his eyes from the tv.

-Fuck you.- Said Aeris with an angry face. she sat next to the grey cat.

-Wow, that bad? didn't say anything and you are already fucking me off.-

-No. The whole abortion comic we made was bad, this was a nightmare. And i'm speaking about actual nightmares.- She said while she hugged herself and sighed.

-Ha. Good thing i was sick tod... Oh, you fucking bastard!- Leo cried.

-You're right, you are sick. What you doing anyway?-

-Getting my ass kicked in halo 3. Wanna help me?-

-To kick your ass, sure.-

-Its capture the flag, just join the game, my team sucks.- Aeris grabbed the other controller and joined the match. As soon as she joined the game, she killed 2 other players with 1 granade. Leo looked completly shocked.

-Good, needed to kill something.- She said with a grim smile.

-Oh god look at all the e-mails. "Dear Tycho, I love u", "We love Penny Arcade", "Gabe rocks?"- Said the guy next to a computer. He had brown hair, a blue and light blue sweater, grey jeans and black shoes. -There just to many of them. What... Millions! No wait that was yesterday, let see today... BILLIONS! Bullshit.- The guy turn of his computers and walked away from it.

In another room, another guy was playing halo 3 in his xbox. The guy had a yellow t-shirt with a black pacman, blue jeans and red shoes.- Ha! Too easy.- Said with a smile, but the smile faded very quickly. -Mmmhh... Meaby to easy. What you planing?-

-Hey Gabe, we may have a problem with e-mails...- Tycho said while entering the room.

-What the fuck!- Gabe cryed, scaring Tycho.

-I know it's bad, but you don't have to...-

-What? No! It's this jackass, he just killed me and my team mate with a granade.

-Want some help?-

-Sure.- Tycho sat next to Gabe in the couche with the controller in hand.

The two teams play for over an hour. Also, the two teams began to thin for different reasons (mostly rage quit), until there were just 4 players: Tycho and Gabe vs Leo and Aeris. The chosen map was a destroyed city.

Aeris, wearing a blue armor, was now behind some debris; while Leo, also with a blue armor, was hiding in a tower with a sniper rifle. -Godammit. The fucktards are good.- Aeris said, reloading her missile launcher.

-You know, I been thinking. Their names, Tycho and Gabe. Where do I heard that before?- Said Leo trough his communicator. Aeris thougt for a second and she realized what was he talking about.

-Oh crap. We are playing against Penny Arcade? This is just great.-

-Wait... Enemy spotted! Right in front of you!, crap. They got tank!- Said Leo while he watch trought the sniper's scope. A "scorpion" tank was heading directly to Aeris position. She wasted no time. She stood up and fired her missile launcher, hitting the tank, destroying it and then she start saying "FUCK YEAH!" out loud.

-Balls, they find me! HELP!- The cry for help and gunshots coming from her comunicator distracted Aeris, making her brake her victory dance. But that wasn't the only emergence.

-Shit, somebody has taken the flag!- Aeris said. Her helmet show the message "flag stolen". She realized that the tank was empty. She got two options, save Leo or the flag.

She choose the flag.

Tycho, wearing a red armor, shoot his machine gun while he ran with the flag to his territory. -Gabe, got a persistant bitch in my ass. Were's my support?- He said to his comunicator.

-Give me sec! This guy is annoying!- Said Gabe (red armor too), while he shoot his shothun over the cover. He and Leo were shooting each other in the tower. they were only 10 feet from the other, and Leo had to use his pistol becouse his sniper rifle was useless here.

-At least my plan worked.- Said Tycho with pride.

-Yeah, yeah. My plan was better.-

-Charge like assholes while shouting "Lereoy Jenkins" is not a plan!-

-Well, then why is gonna work now! LLEEEROOYY JEEENNKIIINS!- Several shotgun shoots followed by a dying scream were heard trought Tycho's helmet. -Die, you mutated cat!-

-Hold on a sec. You just said cat? You mean Leo the cat? So Aeris is a cat too.- Tycho stop running.

-What you mean?-

-This are the VG Cats. That web comic?-

-Oh yeah. Well, good thing we show who's boss!- Gabe stop shooting.

-There you are you ass!- A female scream came from behind Tycho, and he turn around to see his rival. Aeris was aiming her missile thrower right at him. Tycho start running

-Gabe... Support... ASAP!- Tycho screamed as he was been persued by an enraged Aeris. Tycho run avoiding the covers trying to get to his base with the blue flag. Aeris, at the same time, tryed to aim her rocket launcher at Tycho. Meanwhile Gabe was aiming Leo's sniper rifle at her.

-Hey Tycho, is you just get still for a second i could headshot her.- Gabe said.

-You cracy! I cant just stop, she'll torn me apart. And i'm really close to the ba.. OH SHI...!- A blast kill him instantly. His remains flew a few meters feets away.

-YES! Victory is mine as alw...- A headshot didn't alow Aeris to finish her sentence. Her body took a few seconds to hit the ground. -Oh fuck!- Were her last words.

-What the heck was that!- Leo shout throwing his control to the air. His face completly red with anger.

-Maybe if you didn't died we could have win.- Aeris responded.

-YOU LEAVE ME FOR A FLAG!- Said Leo even louder. He sood up from the couch.

-And you didn't tell the tank was empty!-

-How should i know that.-

-You were the freaking sniper.- She stood from the couch, and throw her controller to the floor. -YOU were in the high ground.- She got closer to him. -And YOU were supposed to know what the fuck was going on!- Said Aeris as she pointed at Leo with her finger.

-Hoooouuuuhhh... A see what you did here...- Leo said with pride.

-What?-

-You're jealous. You didn't want me to win becouse we both know that you SUCK at first person shooters.- Leo crossed his arms, closed his eyes, and made a proud face. Aeris didn't said anything and just looked at him with her mouth and eyes very open. She then grabbed Leo's arms and separate them from his chest and then she beat him to dead with them.

-Just like you suck at fighting games.- Said Leo, awakening her from her imagination. But now she was furious. She grabbed a fuel container from the floor and throw him all the fuel at him. Leo only made a disgust, before Aeris throw him a lighter, and set him on fire.

-And maybe it's time for you to realize you need my good sence of humor and company.- Said Leo, awakening from her imagination again, but now she was mad with rage. She tear Leo's arms from his chest, set them on fire, and then she beat him to dead with them. But out of nowhere, a memory distracted her from her beutiful imagination.

-Just shut up for a second!- Aeris said. Leo opened his eyes but he didn't change his "trolling" face. -You know what day is it?-

-The day your period starts?- Aeris punch him in the face for the comment. Leo fell to the ground and he landed with his butt.

-No you moron! Today it's the internets birthday and we're running late!- She grabbed Leo's hand and lifted him.

-Oh right! Just one thing before we go.-Leo said, after he got up.

-What?-

-Why you are not wearing shoes?- He said pointing at her feet.

-Becouse this fanfic writer sucks now MOVE!-

-Gabe.- Tycho said. -I am going to tell something you should already heard.-

-What's that?- Said Gabe, putting his controller in the floor.

-YOU... SUCK... AT... TEAMWORK!- Tycho shouted and he lifted his hands. This frightened Gabe.

-Woouuhh wouu! Calm down.- Gabe answered with a frightened tone.

-Calm down! I was INCHES from the base!-

-What inches? it said you were 1 kilometers from the base, that means 300 miles.- Gabe said. Tycho made a confused face, not believing what he just heard.

-Wha... Nevermind, just forget it.- Tycho finally said, as he walked away to his room.

-Forget?- Gabe said with a confused tone. -What day is it?- He asked to Tycho.

-I think it... Oh crap.- Tycho made a facepalm. -I completly forgot it!-

-What? What is it?-

-It's the internet's birthday! And we are running late, AGAIN!- Tycho said. Both begun to run to the door.

Hey people, so you like it? Sorry imnot good at this. Tried to make a crossover over LOTS of things in the internet.

Also, one thing: IF YOU KNOW THE NAME OF THE CHARACTER THAT APPEARS AT THE BEGGINING PLEASE DON'T SAY IT'S NAME. (if you know him you may already know why, and if you not i don't want to ruin the story).

I apreciate all reviews and suggestions, also critics, i need those to!