Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club.
A/N: Due to minor mistakes I decided to upload this chapter again, with the problems fixed of course, I also uploaded chapter two just to make up for this and I promise it will never happen again.
All is Fair in Love and Games
Chapter 1: An Interesting Challenge
It was a ruckus as usual in Music room number three. The Host Club of Ouran High had just opened and the girls had been squealing with delight after waiting for what seemed to be an eternity.
The girl that was first in line opened the door and was nearly trampled to death by the excited females behind her.
Inside the music room where actually not a single instrument or anything to do with music at all in sight. There were chairs everywhere, sofas, tables with cake and tea on them and a group of five young men.
The first one to approach the girls was blonde, with sparkling purple eyes. He was wearing a white uniform with embroided red roses on the sleeves. He held a beautiful red rose in his hand and held it infront of him.
"Hello, beautiful ladies. I hope we can be of service today. Use us any way you want.." He winked at them and the screaming girls almost fainted.
"So, ladies, who do you want today?" A black-haired man said to a group of girls that approached him. He was wearing a black suit with purple roses on the pockets, and held a notebook and a pen in his hands. He pushed his glasses up on his nose and then smiled.
"Oh.. Ootori-Sempai.. We would like to request Huni-Sempai and Mori-Sempai today.." One of the girls, who was blushing, slowly stepped closer to the man as she hoped he could fulfill her wish.
He nodded slowly, wrote something down and then scanned the room for the requested boys.
"Mori, Huni! Come over here please."
A small boy that made one wonder if he actually knew what a Host Club did, wearing a yellow suit with black roses on the chestpocket bounced over, quickly followed by a tall man with an expressionless face. The tall man's suit was a dark purple with white roses on the collar.
The little boy held a bunny doll tightly to his chest and the dark blonde hair bounced up and down.
He looked up at the girls with his big, brown eyes and smiled. "Yay, I get to eat cakes with pretty ladies today. Yaay! Mori, Mori! Did you hear? Cakes!"
Mori just smiled at him, having nothing to say, but the girls swooned over the fact that he was showing his emotions.
The group left the man and another group of girls approached him.
"Hello, Kyouya-Sempai. We would like to request Haruhi." One of them said.
He merely nodded and flashed a smile, before going through the list of today's clients.
"I'm sorry, ladies, but Haruhi is booked at the moment. I'll call you as soon as he's free, or do you want me to tell him to come over to your table?" He asked and looked up at them.
"Oh, that's too bad.. Well, do whatever you think is the best. We can always count on you, Kyouya-Sempai."
He flashed another smile at them as they left and then turned to the table the man known as Haruhi sat at.
He was looking rather uncomfortable right now, but that might be the girls that practically clinged to his body and asked him questions like mad. Or maybe he didn't like the suit he was wearing, which was red with green roses around the chest area.
"Ah.. Kyouya, so you've fallen for Haruhi?" Two male voices said in unison.
He felt two arms creep around his neck and he was now trapped between the famous twins of the Host Club. They were identical, which made it hard for almost everyone to know who was who. They even wore identical clothes, talked the same way and did almost everything together. Both had brown hair and golden eyes and as usual they had an evil grin on their faces. Currently they were wearing green suits with pink roses on the lower half of the jacket.
"Hikaru, Kaoru." Kyouya said simply while struggling to push his glasses up.
"We knew this day would come! But I never thought you would actually fall for her." Hikaru teased and Kaoru snorted.
"Hah, you two are very wrong. I know what you're hoping for, but everything will just go perfectly fine." Kyouya glared at the twins and they quickly disappeared to their waiting fangirls.
"Yay! More cake!" A laughing voice nearly screamed out.
Kyouya sighed. 'How high will the cost of Huni's addiction to sweet things be this month..?' He asked himself, but soon enough he smiled again.
Why did he have to put gloom all over his day by thinking like that? Soon enough that problem would be gone anyways, he hoped..
"Mooom!" The blonde man ran over to Kyouya and grabbed him.
"What is it, Tamaki?" He sighed and looked at said man.
"Our daughter is yelling at me!" Tamaki whined and looked at a corner, preparing himself for another moping session.
"Maybe because you spilled tea on her suit.." Kyouya said dryly.
"But I didn't mean to!"
"I don't care! It was hot and now I have to change, and I want to take a shower!" Haruhi stalked over to them, glaring daggers at Tamaki.
"There's an extra suit for you in the changing room. But make sure no one sees you change. We can't let anyone know you're a girl."
Haruhi nodded and hurried away to change.
Kyouya's gaze was still on her and Tamaki couldn't help but notice that.
"Ah, so our dear mom has fallen for our daughter! I can't let this happen. Even if you are my best friend, I cannot let you take our precious, brilliant daughter's innocence away and hereby I, Dad, forbi-"
He was interrupted by a notebook that connected with his face.
Kyouya glared at him and took his notebook from his friends face.
"You really are oblivious, aren't you?"
"Eh?" Tamaki didn't really understand, as usual.
"Argh, never mind. Let's just pray that this day is over quickly."
During the next couple of hours chaos ensued. The twins had pulled a prank on Tamaki and then teased him about being insulted by Haruhi and Huni had almost ate a cake that was a few days old.
Even the usually calm Haruhi had gotten herself in trouble. A rabid fangirl had craved to see what Haruhi looked like topless, which of course was impossible, and had begun tearing at her jacket.
She was no longer welcome at the club.
Kyouya had to make a phonecall to get the baker of the old cake thrown out of the country.
He shook his head as he sat down. How could there always be chaos around him?
Ignoring the others, he looked out the window and slowly a plan began forming in his head.
When he had a full vision about this plan, which he was sure would make the rest of his time at this school great, all the clients had gone home.
"Hey, Kyou-chan! You seem distracted, ne?" Huni tugged at his leg and looked up at him.
"Eh.. Well.. Just remembered something.." Kyouya stood up and walked over to Haruhi, who was taking away teacups, plates and whatnot.
"Haruhi, are you busy tomorrow?" He simply asked.
"Uhm.. No, why?" She looked at him. What was on his mind now? Everytime he asked her something, there was some other reason behind it.
"My mother's birthday is coming up and I need to shop a present for her. Will you go shopping with me? I'm sure you'd be great at giving advice."
Hikaru and Kaoru was surprised, they didn't expect this.. Well, at least not this soon.
Tamaki stared at them, then went into full Drama Queen mode.
"Noo! Mom is asking my precious, precious daughter out on a date! Hitachiin brothers! Heelp!" He was suddenly in his moping corner doing the usual.
Moping, what else?
"And why would you, Dad, have a problem with that? Unless you're interested in Haruhi as well?" Kyouya asked in a stern voice.
He didn't get an answer, but he was going to explain everything to Tamaki as soon as he could.
Haruhi looked at the Shadow King as she usually called Kyouya.
"Well...," She said as she got a thoughtful look on her face. "If it's only to help you when shopping, I guess it's okay.. What time are you going to the mall?"
"Aww, look at how cute she is! 'The mall'!" The twins shrieked with laughter.
"Haruhi, we're not going to the mall. We're going to the most exclusive boutiques there is." He smiled at her and patted her head as if she was a small child.
"Oh.." Was all she could say.
"I'll pick you up at noon, is that okay?"
She nodded and smiled at him.
"And she agreed! Oh god, why are you doing this to me?!" Tamaki cried out to the wall as Huni tried to shove cake into his mouth and Mori tried to stop him. Cake always made you feel better in his opinion.
"Hikaru, Kaoru, come here please." Tamaki suddenly stood up, with a winning look on his face.
"What is it, Milord?" They said in unison.
"Lower your voices!" Tamaki grinned evily and whispered. "Tomorrow, we are going to follow Kyouya and Haruhi when they shop, alright? We'll meet at eleven in my room!"
The twins were eager to this and praised Tamaki for his idea.
Huni and Mori agreed since Tamaki apparently thought this was a Club activity and you had to be there, or else you'd be kicked out.
"It's a date then!" He laughed.
"Eh.. Milord, ah nevermind.." Hikaru sighed.
They all proceeded home to prepare for tomorrow.
Kyouya was lost in thoughts on the ride home. His life had just taken a turn for the most interesting challenge yet.
A/N: And there you have it, my first Ouran High School Host Club fanfic. And also my first fanfic on this account. Hopefully, you liked what you read. Next chapter should come in a few days, maybe at the end of next week.