"No, no, NO! THE OTHER ONE!" Dan objected, pointing to the other box of Cheez-Its.
"How many times do I have to tell you-AH!"
Dan snatched the box away from Nathan Kress, who had to "take care of" him at the studio before his maternity (paternity?) leave, at least to get a few scripts written. It was the 3rd month of the 1st trimester, and this was happening, for real.
Nathan cringed somewhat in disgust at crumbs of the crackers falling scarcely across Dan's jacket.
"WHY must you eat so fast?!"
"Because Daniel, or Daniella, NEEDS IT!"
Because this was only the 1st trimester, Nathan had trouble finding out whom this "Daniel or Daniella" was. All he could see on Dan's belly was his usual plumpness. Nathan tried to think about how it could actually be logical. A man like Dan...pregnant? Heck, he didn't know of the trimester to begin with!
"Oh, and while you're at it," Dan swallowed a mouthful of disgusting, chewed-up Cheez Its. "get me those Almondjoys."
Nathan walked off annoyingly, and returned with a bag full of Fun-Size Almondjoys.
"Here you-"
Dan tore the bag from him, and Nathan watched, as he devoured 90% of what was inside, leaving a mountain of wrappers at Dan's feet. They stared at each other for a while.
"Well, what're you waitin' for?! I can't bend down because of my...'needs'! PICK 'EM UP!"
Nathan wondered:
How longer will it have to be until I'm NOT his slave, and he can do stuff like he used to?! Ughh!
It was gonna be this way for the next 9-ish months, and Nathan hated every minute of it.