What is this? Illumi Zoldyck stared at the letter he found hanging from the ceiling of his hotel room with a string of bungee-gum. Illumi frowned at Hisoka's messy handwriting and re-read the message again make sure he understood every word. Because, like usual, it was Hisoka and Hisoka was bizarre; or at least went out of his way to be as letter stated the following:
Illumi. Marry me.
But only if you can kill me.
Consider the following an engagement ring: If I die before you find me, the prenuptial agreement has already been arranged. You still get the money for the job I am presenting you with.
Hisoka
P.s. Love you!
Illumi was silent as he folded the letter and tossed it in the trash once finished.
Job accepted, Hisoka.
A/N: I read Chapter 377 and totally flipped out! HisoIllu just got some CANON love and I just... I have to write this! I love Illumi and Hisoka so much as a couple! T_T