Dramione Drabble
Okay. Let's not waste time. Over the summer, Hermione Granger had grown big fat boobs, and Draco Malfoy was a fucking body builder.
Then they saw each other from miles away and instantly their hormones made them forget about everything they believed in except Kama sutra sex.
They ran a marathon to each other, dribbling saliva in anticipation. Somehow, they weren't tired after the marathon and jumped on each other.
After fucking each other senseless, they decided to tell the whole world about their new found love. And you would think the world would be shocked, surprised and horrified by this. But no, they weren't. They were more interested in the other battle scars of Harry Potter. Then Draco ate Harry's nose. And he bloody loved it.
The end.
Did you like it? I thought it was too fast, maybe that was just me..