"Whoa there, Princess; it's only used for shifting gears."
"Vala Mal Doran, stopping at red traffic lights is mandatory, not optional."
"Okay, but you have to decelerate before the curve in order to take advantage of the extra traction you get by accelerating around it due to centrifugal force."
"Perhaps your predilection for speed would best be satisfied by riding on Colonel Carter's motorcycle, not by coasting the MALP down the ramp."
"Uh, Vala, you parallel parked flawlessly after only an hour driving around with me in this mall lot. I thought you said you didn't know how to drive?"