I haven't made shitpost in a bit, so why not. Also, why the fuck are my shitposts getting more views then my actual story?
-WWWWWHHHHHHYYYY-
One day, Jaune woke up to this: You're now the gamer! Say status! "What?" Say fucking status or we'll make sure that this fic will be drama! "Ok ok! Status"
Then a screen popped up.
Name: Jaune Arc
Race: A fucking person
Title: Should be main character
Level: 1 (duh, thought it be 1742?)
HP: 500/500
MP: Don't have any you lame fuck
STR: 4 (You're weak m8)
VIT: 10 (You get beat up a lot, of course you have high VIT)
DEX: 5 (For when you tried to use your dad's sword)
INT: 7 (AYYYY, at least you aren't as dumb as weak!)
WIS: 4 (But you are as wise as weak m8)
LUK: 15 (You're apart of a Huntsman Family, check your privilege!)
POINTS: 30 (Because you suck dick at everything)
Lien:0 (HA! POOORRRRRR)
PERKS: Arc (AYYYY, you get some aura!. And you get some aura! AYYYY. A.K.A Aura gains are 10 times as fast and 3 times the gain in all skills)
YOU DENSE FUCK (Hey, cool you are dense as a harem protag)
"The hell does this mean?" Nothing! Because now you have saved the world! Yay!
"What"
Quest Completed!
'Save the world!'
Desc: Save the fucking world, what did you expect?
Rewards: All the waifus, and I mean ALL of them, insta Level 1,000,000,000, all the cash, and that dank puss.
What would happened if you did fail: Wouldn't happen because this is a shitpost, your life is a lie.
At that moment, all the main waifus and side waifus appeared, and Jaune lived very confused for the rest of his life.
-PARODYYYYYYYYY-
I could make this a legit thing if you want.
Edit1:I guess I will make this a legit thing.