I was sitting on my couch eating sweets and had a craving for cool whip and suddenly an idea for a story popped into ma brain! XDSo this story pretty much came from my sweet tooth, lol.
Title: Cool whip
Rating: T ( For a little potty mouth from Sanzo)
Summary: Hehe, if I told it would spoil it the funnys X3
'Oh man, hehe, this is just too good to pass up!' Thought Gojyo, Snickering.
There was Sanzo, sleeping like a baby (a scary baby) with his arm hanging off the bed, palm up, and oblivious to any plan Gojyo was concocting in his grotto brain.
The rest of them were up. Hakkai cooking breakfast, Hakuryu keeping Hakkai company and Gojyo and Goku standing outside Sanzos room with the door cracked open.
Gojyo shut the door and turned to Goku.
Goku was giggling madly as Gojyo started to explain the plan. Goku was going to put some cool whip on Sanzos hand and Gojyo was going to tickle his nose with a feather, and when the Blonde tried to itch...hehehe, this was going to be fun!
Gojyo headed to the kitchen, motioning to Goku to follow him.
As soon as they entered the kitchen Hakkai could tell they were up to something. They both had identical evil grins plastered on their faces.
Hakkai sighed and thought 'Well, I wonder what kind of trouble they are getting into now...' he smiled and turned back to the stove to finish cooking breakfast.
Gojyo went to the freezer and took out the a tub of Cool whip, snickering.
He grabbed a spoon from the table and the two left the kitchen, making their way back to Sanzos room.
Outside the door Gojyo turned to Goku and whispered "Remember Monkey, don't make a sound."
The golden eyed boy nodded, whispering back "Don't call me monkey!" But it lacked the usual anger, seeing as he was grinning from ear to ear.
Gojyo grinned back and turned to slowly open Sanzos bedroom door.
They crept silently over to the sleeping Blonde, and Gojyo carefully pulled the lid off the cool whip container.
He handed it to Goku along with the spoon, took the feather out of his pocket, and waited by the door for his turn.
Goku dipped the spoon into the cool whip and lifted out a Huge gob of it.
He crept over to Sanzo and slowly wiped the the gob onto the Blondes hand, being careful not to wake him.
When he had a nice mound of Cool whip gathered on the blondes hand, he tip toed back to the door and watched, Giggling silently, as Gojyo took his place beside the sleeping blonde and tickled the feather over his nose.
Sanzo twitched and mumbled something unintelligible, then lay still again.
Gojyos grin widened and he tickled the Blonde again, moving the feather across the underside of his nose.
Gojyo jumped back out of the way as Sanzos hand suddenly swung up, going for the itch and...
SPLAT!!
Sanzos amethyst eyes snapped open, blazing with fury.
He heard a thump and sat up, cool whip splattered face turning to see Gojyo and Goku rolling on the floor, laughing their butts off.
"GODDAMN BASTARDS!!"
They could not stop laughing, even as Sanzo got up and stalked towards them, pulling out his paper fan.
In the kitchen Hakkai heard a faint 'splat' sound, then laughing, Sanzos "goddamn bastards!" another couple of faint 'splats' and lastly the distinct sound of the paper fan making contact with two hard heads.
Hakkai smiled and called to the mischief makers and the ,no doubt, grumpy priest "Breakfast is ready!"
A few minutes went by and a cool whip splattered Sanzo walked in, who still had his paper fan in his hand and a smirk on his face.
Goku and Gojyo came in behind Sanzo, with lumps on their heads and pouty expressions, for they now had the rest of the contents of the cool whip container splattered on their own faces!
Well, hoped you enjoyed! I enjoyed writing it!XD