Okay, so I was snooping around the web and found this request on tfanonkink.

The Seekers are behaving strangely, to the point where everyone on board Nemesis is getting mildly weirded out. Except Soundwave. He's just keeping his mind on his work, waiting for the Insanity of the Week to be over with.

Until one day Starscream, Thundercracker and Skywarp corner him, and lay it down in plainest possible terms: They want babies. Namely, SOUNDWAVE'S babies. The other trines are also on the prowl for a mech to grace them all with sparklings, but the lead trine gets dibs. And it just so happens that the Decepticon TIC is quite a catch: intelligent, loyal, strong, and most of all, a capable caretaker. They might even want to keep him. Not just until the sparklings are old enough to care for themselves, but permanently.

At this point Soundwave's infamous cool finally fails, and he makes his escape (feat in itself). But over the next few days he finds himself pitting all his intelligence and stealth against three doggedly stubborn seekers, who will resort to anything from plain old fashioned flirting to drugging him and chaining him to a berth so he won't get away before they can convince him to stay.

For once in his function, he is doomed to fail.

I have to do it! I have to!

Word Count: 1,332

Warnings: (should be obvious but anyway) Mech on mech, sexual scene, Mpreg

Things had been a little... insane lately, Soundwave though privately to himself as he watched the Conehead Trine screech- and it was screeching- at each other. Not only could he not understand what they were saying but he couldn't understand what it was over. Waves of anger, annoyance, denial and so many other things rolled from each of them as they bickered.

Ramjet had been closest to him and had seemed to be completely focused on his work when he had just burst from his seat, engine growling loudly as he hissed. His Trine, sharing the monitor duty, had imitated him in perfect harmony.

Ravage sat on his hunches by his peds, watching the screeching with something close to awe.

:Wow,: he transmitted. :Why did Megatron include Seekers in his army again?:

Soundwave shook his helm. :Ravage: ignore Seeker antics:

Ravage turned disbelieving optics to him. :And how exactly am I supposed to do that?:

Soundwave had to agree with him. He toned down his audios when a particularly high pitch sequel caused his sensitive systems to buzz. :Operation: abandon command centre:

Ravage was only too quick to comply. Soundwave was not long after him, he could easily do his work in his quiet, soundproof qaurters.

XXX

The next time the Seekers started playing up, Soundwave had no escape.

The battle had been a spectacular fail. Of course, Megatron had blamed his tri-coloured, loud-mouth Second. Soundwave had not witnessed the "Totally awesome, best ever ass whopping, that Screamer couldn't possibly forget!" (as supplied by his hyper active twin cassettes) disciplining. He sure knew the outcome.

Starscream was staring at him.

Not his usual "I am greater then you" stare, or his "you will die... somehow" stare, and nor was it his "If you say anything and I will kill you!" stare. In fact, it wasn't any stare Soundwave had ever seen on the charcoal faceplates of his (only for convenience) superior. That, Soundwave had been able to handle.

The fact that he himself had been injured, (a lucky shot) and was stuck in the medbay, unless he dragged himself to his qaurters with his arms, meant that he could not escape the burrowing, inquisitive stare... He had just stared back, optics actually looking around the room, watching as the Constructicons went about their normal business, Hook complaining about Megatron ruining such a wonderful frame, and ignored Starscream all together.

That ended when his Trine came.

They whispered urgently first, harsh sounds, with Starscream pouting and Skywarp loosing focus and and talking loudly about something that they obviously were not talking about. Thundercracker seemed really focused, staring straight into Starscream's optics. When Skywarp whistled was when everything went to pit. Thundercracker spun and tried to launch himself in seemingly a random direction that brought him very close to Soundwave's berth as Starscream squawked and grabbed him. Skywarp sniggered, then squealed in horror then growled in annoyance before launching himself after his blue counterpart.

The Constructicons had stopped their work to stare at the twisting, screeching pile of Seekers. Soundwave offlined his optics and his audios. When he woke up later they were long gone. The Constructicons, however, looked like they had been scarred for life. He didn't use his telepathy, he saw no need.

"You lucky bastard!" Hook had complained as he was released from the medbay, legs working better then they had in a long time. He never asked about what had transpired.

XXX

Megatron went from cursing Starscream to Starscream's Trine to Optimus to Starscream to Primes in general, back to Starscream and then settled on Seekers. Soundwave stood by and listened to every word. Of course, he didn't bother to remember what Megatron was saying, but he nodded along, answered when spoken to and gave solutions to some of the problems.

Problems... Soundwave couldn't understand really what had Megatron so worked up, and it wasn't just Megatron. The whole base was on it's toes. Mechs were skittish, getting ill more often and during shifts that always coincided with a Seekers. The Seekers themselves were given wide births. If they noticed, they didn't complain. Soundwave paid them no attention however, finding their behaviour to be childish and attention seeking so he was rather shocked when he found that Megatron was getting worked up over it.

"I really don't get it. Normally a beating puts him in his place and sorts out any unusual behaviour but he just bounces straight back! He has to be planning something! He has to be! And he has all the Seekers behind him this time!"

Soundwave zoned out and went on with his work as the frenzied rant continued.

XXX

The navy blue mech knelt down in order to get a better look at the sparking equipment. Earth rodents had infiltrated the ship once more and were reeking havoc. The lucky thing was, when they chewed the large wires they more often then not fried themselves if that wire was live so as soon as the infestation started, it was over. Soundwave was left to clean up the mess. All his Cassettes were out, searching for damaged wires and repairing what they could while Ravage hunted down the more resilient rodents and disposed of them. With his arms deep in the ships internals and concentration locked, he did not hear the approaching footsteps.

One of the more annoying things about Earth rodents was that they tended to go to areas of the ship that were hardly used, that meant way down in the engine rooms and storerooms that had nearly been forgotten. Soundwave hadn't expected company, nobody bother to go down that far anymore.

The sound of the door hissing shut and clicking locked made him freeze. He swept out with his telepathy and felt three others, thoughts racing at random. It could have only been Seekers.

He turned and stood in one fluent motion. Starscream, Skywarp and Thundercracker stood between him and the locked door, optics focused on him, burning with a strange emotion he couldn't identify.

"Soundwave," Starscream greeted.

"Query: what is your purpose here?"

Skywarp's wings fluttered and Thundercracker shivered. Soundwave cursed them. Were they infected with something? He was on a tight schedule and needed to get his work done. He didn't have time for their games!

"Purpose?" Starscream mused, "I suppose one could say that."

"Repeat: what is your purpose here?"

Starscream nodded, as if to himself. "Soundwave, have you noticed anything strange lately? Surely you are not blind." At the jab, his Trine mates fixed their glaring stares on their leader. He brushed it off with a small wave of his servo.

"Observations made: Seekers are childish."

All three of them opened their mouths to protest but Thundercracker was the only one who was coherent.

"Its not our fault! We can't control our own programming!"

There was silence after that statement. Soundwave knew then that they were having a private conversation by their rapidly changing expressions.

"Query: why not go to Hook?"

That seemed to pause them in their tracks, Starscream stared at him deadpan, then, sighing dramatically, he stepped forward.

"Soundwave, I will make this as simple as possible. We are Seekers. Seekers suffer from Heat cycles. We are in Heat now. We want babies. To be more specific, we want your babies."

Soundwave tried several times to override his logic centres, telling them that it was perfectly logical that Starscream would choose him to mate with, however, he had no evidence as to why and so darkness consumed him.

So yeah... I hope that who ever requested this likes the intro. Soundwave will wake and have to try and escape the maddened clutches of three very sexually active seekers. Can't wait!

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