"Kairi wants your dick, Sora." Roxas said, shoving the sucker back into his mouth. Axel nodded in agreement. Sora's face could only be described as horrified. He crossed his arms in front of his chest in an X.
"Challenge denied. Do not want." He said, shaking his head vigorously. Their laughter echoed through the room, earning them several questioning stares which they ignored.
"So Sora, when are you going to tell Riku you want his dick?" Axel asked raising a thin red eyebrow. Roxas rolled his eyes but moved to sit on Axel's lap, shoving his sucker in Axel's mouth. Which he took with a suggestive grin. Sora wanted to 'aw' and puke at the same time.

The small brunette was about to deny all claims when a small silver chunk flew at his face. He caught it, only realizing it was a sandwich after he flung it onto the table.

"What's that about my dick?" Riku said, giving Axel a smack on the back of the head.
"Nothing!" Sora shouted a little too quickly. Axel and Roxas rolled their eyes at the exact same moment. Stupid couples Sora seethed in his head. Riku took his spot next to Sora, the look on his face telling him he wasn't convinced. Sora ignored it and unwrapped his sandwich, immediately shoving it into his mouth. Riku rested his chin in his hands and calmly repeated his question.
"So what about my dick?"
"We were just discussing the possibility of it being 9 inches long and black." Axel answered simply, earning a slap on the chest from Roxas. Riku rolled his eyes, knowing he shouldn't have expected a serious answer. Roxas hopped off of Axel's lap and latched onto Sora's wrist, pulling the small brunette out of his seat.
"Sora, I gotta talk to you for a sec, k?" The blonde dragged his friend from the cafeteria.
When the smaller two were finally out the door Riku turned back to Axel with his brow raised.
"What the hell was that all about?" He asked his best friend. Across the table Axel was wiping tears from his eyes and shaking his head.
"I don't know dude. Don't expect me to explain them." The redhead shrugged and went back to eating his lunch. Riku sighed and shook his head. He pulled a small black notebook from his bag and began scribbling in it, ignoring his food entirely.

*** outside the cafeteria***

"Roxas! Roxas what the hell is this about? My wrist hurts. ROXAS!" Sora bellowed at his friend. They finally came to a stop in the middle of a deserted hallway. Roxas released Sora's writs before turning to look at the other boy. He crossed his arms in front of his chest, his eyebrows raised quizzically.
"What?" Sora said, squirming uncomfortably under Roxas' gaze. Roxas didn't respond, but his brow rose another fraction of an inch.
"What?" Sora blurted.
"What is the matter with you?"
W-what do you mean?" The brunette asked feebly. The blonde rolled his eyes.
"How long are you going to sit there and pretend you're straight, and that you are not totally in love with Riku?"
"I'm not!" Sora said, blushing. Roxas simply stared, raising his eyebrow a little.
"Okay maybe I am...A little." Sora replied quietly.
"Exactly. So when do you plan on telling him?" Sora's eyes widened at Roxas' question.
"I can't! It would ruin everything." He said, tears brimming in his eyes. Roxas stepped forward and put a hand on Sora's shoulder.
"Sora. Riku is your best friend. A little crush isn't going to wipe out twelve years of friendship. Besides...What if he likes you back?" Roxas said with a smirk. Sora blushed again.
"He couldn't! ...Could he?" Roxas shrugged, pulling away and walking back towards the cafeteria. Over his shoulder he called
"You never know unless you try." And with that he left Sora to ponder in his thoughts.

Roxas waded through the thick thrall of students back to his lunch table. Axel was happily munching on his lunch and Riku was scribbling away in a little black journal, his plate of food untouched.
"What's he doing?" The blonde whispered to Axel as he slid into the seat beside him. Axel shrugged.
"Beats me. He's been writing since you guys left, and hasn't looked up once." The redhead looked down at his now empty plate and sighed. He eyed Riku's for a moment before tentatively reaching over to grab the plate. Riku slapped his hand away without looking up.
"Don't even think about." He said simply, before returning to his concentrated silence. Axel pouted, laying his head on the table with a large sigh. Roxas rubbed his boyfriends back absently.
"Hey Riku, whatcha writing?" Roxas ventured. Riku's pen paused over the paper. He looked up slowly, his patina eyes fixated on the blue ones in front of him.
"...It's a story for creative writing." He said slowly, glancing down at the journal. Roxas extended his hand.
"Can I read it?" The blonde asked, wiggling his fingers. Riku looked slightly panicked.
"It's not finished. And its still very rough. I doubt you'd like it anyway." He closed the journal swiftly and stuffed it into his bag. At the same moment Sora walked back through the door, his face red and his eyes slightly out of focus. Roxas smirked. As soon as the brunette was in earshot, Roxas asked
"So Riku. Do you have a thing for boys?" Axel snorted, and went into a fit of laughter. Roxas smacked his arm, but continued to smirk. Riku's face turned several shades of red, and Sora (whose face was the same color) stood horrified behind him. The silverette stuttered several failed attempts to deny the question. Roxas shook his head.
"It's a simple question Riku, yes or no?" Riku hung his head, his red face obscured by long silver strands of hair. He mumbled something that sounded almost like a 'yes' but Roxas couldn't be sure.
"What was that? Speak up Riku, we can't hear you." The blond looked over at Sora who had taken a seat next to Riku and winked. Sora blushed and laid his head on the table, hiding it with his arms.
"Riku!"
"YES!" Riku shouted, glaring intently at the blonde.
"Yes. Now just drop it." And with that Riku stood and walked out of the cafeteria, keeping his head down to hide his red face. Sora looked up hesitantly, shaking his head at Roxas. Axel continued to laugh, wiping tears from his eyes. Roxas couldn't wipe the smug look off of his face as he said to Sora
"Well. At least now we know."