A/N: hey you guys. Here's a brand new story for all of you.
Before I begin, I wanna point out that I'm not the original creator of the Spider-Boy series. The series is created by my good friend, Shinigamilover2. But fans of this franchise has suffered a drought since Shinigamilover2 was busy with other fanfics. So I'm here to satisfy Spider-Boy fans for now.
Also, don't go straight to the review section and call me a ripoff artist. I had that problem last year I don't wanna have it happen again. Shinigamilover2 gave me his blessing to create this story, and hes personally looking forward to this.
Finally, this story is loosely based on the Ultimate Spider-Man episode, Ultimate Deadpool. So some elements might be similar so...
DP: Blah blah blah! Just start the damn thing!
TBM: Hey, Deadpool! You cant rush me!
DP: Listen, I have a very itchy trigger finger. Don't make me kill you. I wanna give all the fans another story about me!
TBM: Anyways... please sit back and enjoy this spin-off installment of the Spider-Boy series...
Spider-Boy and Kid Deadpo... KID DEADPOOL AND SPIDER-BOY!
TBM: What the...?! DEADPOOOOOOOL!
DP: Hahahaahhahaha!
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Kid Deadpool and Spider-Boy
Chapter 1: Call Me Kid Deadpool
New York City. The largest city in the world, but also overrun with crime. Thieves, murderers, offenders of... something you don't wanna know, crime is rampant in this city. Although today, was a bright calm day as the city's local superhero, Spider-Boy, swinging from building to building.
Spider-Boy: Hmm... no crime here... nothing going on there...
Spider-Boy swings all the way to the top of the Empire State Building. He takes off his mask and pulls out a pair of circular, black glasses. He brushes his auburn hair as it got messed up, cooped up in a mask all day. The young superhero was also known, although not as well known as Sherman Peabody, the 13 year old adopted son of Mr. Hector Peabody.
Sherman: Boy I guess the bad guys are taking a day off. Oh well. I should be getting home. Mr. Peabody and Aunt Elsa are waiting for me.
Suddenly, his phone vibrates. He pulls out his iPhone 6 Plus to show a text from his former enemy, turned best friend and of course his current girlfriend, Penny Peterson.
Penny's text: Hey Spidey! I'm coming over to see you. See you at the penthouse. ILY. *kissey face emoji*
Sherman smiles at the text.
Sherman: Ah, it seems that i have a good life. A smart genius dad, a sweet and mild auntm and a beautiful girlfriend. My life seems to be...
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Several burglars run down an alley nearby a bank that just got robbed. They also carry several giant bags of cash. However, someone stands in front of them. The person wears a skintight red and black suit with kitana blades on his back, and machine guns on his utility belt. He pulls out his swords and charges at them.
?: A kung fu fiesta for your face! ARRRRIBA!
He starts to fight the burglars as they shoot at they mysterious masked man... or boy. But h3 seems to dodge every bullet shot at him and slices a thief's hand off. He also went behind a burglar and gave him an atomic wedgie before kicking him away. A video game power up pops in his place in which the mystery man grabs.
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?: Damn, smartypants! Where are my manners. Introduction time!
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Someone's bedroom...
The same mystery man stops writing on the computer and faces you.
?: Call me Kid Deadpool. It rhymes with No School... Too Cool... Aint No Fool... and...
He puts a Wolverine mask over his white eyes and speaks in a deep voice.
Kid Deadpool: I'm the best there is at what I do... Ool! Moving on! You're probably wondering what the holy Hell are you reading? Well its a story about me created by me!
Kid Deadpool stands next to a tied up Hispanic American teenage boy with messy black hair, and rectangular glasses. The boy also has a shirt thst says "I'm the REAL author!"
Boy: this is my story you son of a...!
Kid Deadpool slaps a piece of duct tape over his mouth to shut him up.
Kid Deadpool: Yep, all mine. So lets take you back to my story.
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Back to the actual story...
Kid Deadpool stands in front of a wanted poster of a villain by the name of Taskmaster.
Kid Deadpool: I'm on a mission to hunt down the evil Taskmaster. Don't ask why. Its personal! Im not gonna stop until... Ow!
He realizes he stepped on a shard of glass, causing the bottom of his foot to bleed.
Kid Deadpool: Ooh, that's gonna leave a mark... oh wait a minute! No it wont! Hahahahaha! I have a healing factor! Yay me! Excuse me while i kick some more ass!
Kid Deadpool launches himself back to the burglars and attacks them again.
Kid Deadpool: He's got the ball, a team in front of them! Can he make it to the end zone?
He dashes past thr burglars as he slices and dices each and every last one of them. After his suddenly fast bloodthirst has been craved, he grabs the bags of money.
Kid Deadpool: Touchdown!
He makes a victory dance in front of the dead burglars as he faces them once again.
Kid Deadpool: Hey, thanks for the free money! I promise to spend it wisely... on chimichangas!
He then climbs up the buildings and scales the rooftops.
Kid Deadpool: Yay me!
To be Continued...
A/N: I know, too rushed. Too messy. Too stupid. But its not my fault! Deadpool is forcine me to make this look stupid. I promise it will look better soon.
Someone help me! Deadpool is crazy!
DP: Hahahaahhahaha!