Title: WWE High

Author: JeffroMattyHardy

Disclaimer: I only own Tink Hardy and Alexis Michaels. Through I wish I owned a lot more.

Summary: With breakups, betrayals, sex scandals, new students, and more, check out what happens in the one, the only, WWE High.

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Jeff Hardy swatted away the hand that was poking his arm. "Go away," he mumbled, turning over and burying his face in the pillow. "Let me sleep."

"Jeff!" Jay Reso frowned and pulled the blankets off Jeff. "Get up! The bus is gonna be here soon! Come on, it's the first day of school." Jeff just buried his face into the pillow again. "I'll buy you Skittles."

"2 bags." Jeff's voice was muffled by the pillow.

"Fine, get up." Jay stepped back as Jeff pulled himself out of bed and stretched his arms above his head. "When did you redye your hair?"

The blonde's hair was dyed a royal blue, streaks of crimson going through it. "Tink helped yesterday," he yawned. "You were too busy with Chris to help." He frowned slightly. "Why aren't you waking her up? She's just like me at waking up."

Jay grinned as he turned for the door. "I told her Alexis was gonna be waiting for her when the bus gets here," he said. "She's almost ready." He stretched his arms over his head. "Well, I've got one more Hardy and a Copeland to wake up, so I'd better get started." As he left, Jeff fell back on his bed again, cursing his brother's name that he allowed Jay and Adam to spend the night.

~.**.~

"Alexis, wake up."

"She's not gonna wake up." A slap. "Ow! Damn it! Don't hit me for stating the obvious!"

"That's why I slapped you."

Alexis Michaels groaned, grabbing the pillow next to her and chucking it at the two blondes trying to wake her up. "Will you two shut up?" she muttered. She opened her eyes a bit, blinking a few times to get used to the light, and propped herself up on her elbows. "Let me sleep."

"Lex, it's the first day of school," Shawn Michaels said, Hunter Helmsley beside him. "You need to get up. You have my class first thing today."

"I'm not going," the youngest blonde muttered, pulling the blankets over her head. "And you can't make me."

"Fine, then," Shawn said, walking around his sister's bed; he was already dressed in his jeans, collared shirt, and boots. "I'll just tell Mr. McMahon to take you off the school's wrestling team."

That got her attention. She shot up in bed, glaring daggers at her older brother. "You wouldn't," she dared. Shawn pulled out his cell phone. She quickly got out of bed. "I'm up, I'm up."

"Good," Shawn said, crossing his arms. "Because I need to go and the bus isn't coming for half an hour. Get dressed and I'll see you in class."

"Bite me," Alexis muttered, walking toward her closet. Shawn frowned, smacking the back of her head. "Owe! What the hell was that for?"

"See you in class, sister."

~.**.~

"Jeff! Bus is here!" Matt Hardy tapped his foot impatiently as he waited with Adam Copeland, Tink Hardy, and Jay by the front door. "Jeffrey Nero Hardy, get your ass down here right now!"

"Calm down, Matt." Jeff came walking down the stairs with an annoyed look on his face and his arms crossed.

Matt looked his brother up and down as the 5 of them walked out to the bus waiting at the curb. "What are you wearing?" he asked.

Jeff looked down at himself; he was in a pair of black pants just baggy enough and a long-sleeved black mesh top with a black tanktop over it. His hair was hanging loose, but he had two hairbands around his wrist. "What's wrong with what I'm wearing?" he asked.

"You're gonna get raped," Matt muttered, shaking his head. "You and Tink both." He looked over at his younger sister; she was in her favorite white combat boots, a black miniskirt with a white studded belt hanging low on her hips and a black and red off-the-shoulder top that clung tightly to her torso, her strawberry blonde hair kept up with a rubber band. He shook his head again with a groan. "I don't know why I put up with you two."

"'Cause you love us and we're your babies," the two youngest Hardys said together with identical grins. "And if you didn't, Daddy would kill you." They all boarded the bus together and looked for some seats.

Matt grinned as he sat next to Evan Bourne, wrapping an arm around the freshman's shoulders. Jay sat next to Chris Irvine with a smile, Adam sitting behind them and leaning back against the window. Tink smiled as she bounded over to Alexis, plopping down in her lap, Jeff sitting in front of them with his legs on the opposite seat from him. Phil Brooks was sitting in the front of the bus like the straight-edge student he was. Randy Orton and John Cena were sitting in the back of the bus, Randy's arm around Cena's shoulders; Mike Mizanin and John Hennigan were sleeping together in the middle of the bus.

"So, you ready for the first day of school, Lex?" Jeff asked with a grin, looking back at one of his best friends.

Alexis grinned, moving her hands behind her head. "That's the million-dollar question, Jeffro," she replied. "And no. No, I'm not. You?"

Jeff grinned back. "What do you think?" They laughed. "Still gonna be on the team with us this year?"

Alexis reached into her black and green spray painted backpack, handing him a schedule. "Of course. What else would I do after school? I think we all have the same classes this year. Except for last class." She groaned as the bus stopped again. "I have Trish with Orton, Cena, Rhodes, and DiBiase."

Jeff gave her a sympathetic look as he handed her schedule back. "I feel so sorry for you," he said with a slight pout.

"Move, loser."

Ted DiBiase glared at Jeff when he didn't move his legs, Cody Rhodes right behind him. "No," the blonde grinned, sticking his tongue out at them.

Alexis grinned, wanting to join in on the fun. She scooted down, her hands behind her head as she rested her head in Tink's lap with her legs crossed on the opposite seat. "Gotta pay the toll, boys," she joked with a laugh. "That'd be…I'd say 20 bucks for DiBiase, maybe 14 for Rhodes. Jeff?"

"I say 8 for Rhodes," Hardy laughed. "He's not worth 14."

DiBiase just rolled his eyes, stepping over their legs and helping Cody over them before going to sit in front of Randy and John. "Slut," he muttered under his breath with a quick glare at the young Michaels.

"Now, why does everyone think I'm a slut?" Alexis asked. Jeff leaned over the back of his seat, shrugging his shoulders.

"Maybe it's the way you dress," he suggested. She looked down at herself with a frown; she was in black Converse high-tops, black skinny jeans, and a green T-shirt with 'Make Awkward Sexual Advances, Not War' on it in white.

"Hey, I got the shirt from Hunter's closet," she defended, holding up her hands. "It was too small for him and fits me perfectly."

"I like it," Jeff laughed.

Adam watched Jeff and Alexis laugh from his seat, closing his eyes and banging his head back against the window. "Fuck me," he muttered under his breath.

"Sorry, but I don't like you that way, dude." Matt laughed as Adam glared at him. "Addams, why don't you just ask him out? I told you last year I approved after you didn't go after him when you first saw him like you usually do to all freshmen."

~.*FLASHBACK*.~

Adam grinned as he wrapped an arm around Matt's shoulders. "Another year another batch of freshmen," he laughed as his grin grew. "Hey, heard Shawn's sister is a freshman this year. Think she's like him?"

Matt grinned. "Not really," he said, pointing at the lockers behind them.

Standing at an open locker was a girl with short dirty blonde hair streaked with a rainbow of colors, a boy with dark purple hair, streaks of blonde coming from where the dye was fading. "That's Alexis Michaels."

Adam looked her up and down. "Gonna have to know her better," he grinned. He jerked his head at the guy. "Who's he?" He licked his lips when he looked him up and down. "Gonna have to know him better, too."

"I don't think so."

Adam looked over to see Matt glaring at him. "What's wrong with me getting another freshman?" he asked in confusion.

"Matty!"

Adam stared as the freshman came over and hugged Matt, Alexis right beside him with a grin on her face. "Adam, this is Jeffrey Hardy," Matt introduced. "My brother."

Adam looked between the two and smirked. "Right," he smirked. "Brothers. Next you're gonna tell me that you and Jacobs are cousins."

"Matty, what is he talking about?" Jeff asked, looking up at his brother.

"I'm not really sure," the raven muttered. "He's crazy, though. Don't worry."

"Come on, Jeff," Alexis said with a smile. "Shawn always has candy in his room and he's talking with Hunter."

"Bye, Matty!" Jeff called over his shoulder as he ran with Alexis down the hall to the English room.

"So, that's a no on getting to know him better?" Adam asked with a hopeful look at Matt. He knew that Jeff and Matt were brothers when Matt told him, but he still didn't want to believe it.

The elder Hardy frowned, crossing his arms. "You're treading a fine line, Copeland," he growled.

Adam pouted and batted his eyes lovingly. "Pretty please, Matty?" he begged, trying to look and sound as innocent and cute as possible.

Matt smirked. "Depends," he said. "Will you ever hurt him in any way?" Adam shook his head. "Fine. But don't be mad if when you pick him up for a date I'm cleaning a shotgun, alright?" Adam just laughed.

~.*PRESENT*.~

Adam banged his head back against the window again. "How do you know he's even interested in me?" he asked.

Matt grinned. "Adam, his room is right next to mine and I check on him every night. You really don't think I don't know what he mumbles in his sleep?"

Adam was about to say something when the bus jerked to a stop, banging his head painfully against the window. "Shouldn't do that," he muttered, rubbing the back of his head as he grabbed his backpack and followed everyone off the bus.

~.**.~

Alexis slid her backpack to her desk before walking up to the teacher's desk where Shawn was scribbling something on a piece of paper. "Writing your next love note to Hunter?" she teased. Shawn blushed a bit, quickly shoving the paper in his drawer when he noticed who was talking. "Or is it for Mark?"

"Glad to know you made the bus okay," Shawn muttered. "What do you need?"

"I just wanted to tell you that Matt and Adam are fighting in the hallway again," the blonde said. Shawn immediately went out to break it up. Alexis grinned, moving quickly as she opened a drawer and pulled out 2 bags of Skittles, sticking them in her pockets as her brother came back.

"Matt and Adam weren't fighting," he said, sitting back down. "What was that about?"

"I thought they were fighting," she said with a shrug. "Thanks, Shawn." She kissed his cheek before skipping back to her desk, passing Jeff a Skittles bag as she sat next to him and the bell rang for school to start.

The intercom crackled to life, the school secretary's voice coming over the speakers. "Good morning, students," Stephanie McMahon said. "And welcome to another year at school. As you know, since it is the first day, you will have your morning classes, an assembly, then you're free to leave." There was a sound of shuffling papers. "All members of the wrestling team, Coach Moore as asked me to remind you that your first practice is today after school for 2 hours. And happy birthday to Jeff Hardy."

"16 today," Jeff grinned, leaning back with his hands behind his head as the intercom shut off.

"Happy birthday, Jeff," Shawn said as he stood up and started passing out a stack of papers. "Now, I'm sure all of you have forgotten everything from last year, so here's your homework. Finish this packet for tomorrow."

~.**.~

"You gonna be on the wrestling team this year, Jay-Jay?" Tink asked. She, Evan, and Jay were sitting together in their first class of the day, math class.

The blonde nodded with a grin. "Adam said I should. What about you two?"

"I am," Evan said, smiling. "I finally perfected my moves."

"Matty doesn't want me to get hurt," Tink pouted, crossing her arms. "So he said no. It's not fair. He and Jeff can do it but I can't. Evan can do it but I can't!"

"Well, you're smaller," Jay pointed out. "And a girl."

"And weaker."

The three turned to see Cody smirking at them. "No one asked you, Rhodes," Jay said, glaring at the brunette.

"Well, it's true," Cody continued as his smirk never disappeared. "She and that slut she always hangs around with." Jay and Evan grabbed Tink's arms before she could attack him.

"Tiffany Mero Hardy!"

The four teenagers quieted down a bit as Hunter frowned at them from his desk. "Sorry, Mr. Helmsley," she said quietly, sitting back down in her desk.

~.**.~

"Come on, Hardy! I know you can run faster than that!"

Adam laughed as he watched Matt run up to him as fast as he could. "Come on, Matt," he joked. Matt flipped him off as they stopped running and he tried to catch his breath.

"Fuck…you…" he gasped. "I can't…breathe…"

"In and out, Matt," Adam laughed. "In and out."

"10 more laps!" Shannon yelled as he leaned against the wall with a grin on his face and his arms crossed.

"I think he's trying to kill us," Matt muttered as he and Adam started running again. The blonde just laughed.

~.**.~

Vince McMahon looked around the student body gathered in the gym, standing in behind a podium with a microphone. "Quiet!" he yelled, the gym quickly quieting down. "Welcome to WWE High," he announced, looking around again. "One of the best schools in the country and home of the #1 wrestling team in the nation."

"Also home to the world's gayest student body," Alexis said with a grin, Jeff laughing. "Hope you enjoy."

"Congratulations to the top 5 competitors in last year's season," Vince continued. "Adam Copeland, Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Alexis Michaels, and Randy Orton."

"'Cause we're awesome like that," Adam laughed.

"For those of you who are new to our school, I'd like to introduce your teachers for this year." All the teachers lined up beside Vince. "Your English teacher, Shawn Michaels."

"Yeah, Shawn!" Alexis and Jeff yelled together.

"Your History teacher, Mark Calaway. Your Math teacher, Hunter Helmsley. Your Science teacher, Glenn Jacobs."

"Philly's secret lover," Mike laughed, watching Phil's face grow red in embarrassment.

"Your P.E. teacher, Shannon Moore. Your Art teacher, Amy Dumas. Your Drama teacher, Trish Stratus. And your Computers teacher, Shane Helms."

"Is the assembly over yet?" Jeff asked. He was squirming in the hard steel chairs they were sitting in as Alexis knelt in hers beside him, braiding his hair into two even braids as the assembly went on.

"If not, we can always sneak out when he's talking," Alexis grinned. "I can hotwire Shawn's car and I'm sure we can get Adam to hotwire Hunter's as well." Jeff laughed.

"Hennigan! Mizanin!"

John and Mike jolted up in their seats quickly. "Sorry, McMahon," Mike apologized, moving his fedora up out of his eyes, "but we didn't get much sleep last night."

"It's Mr. McMahon to you, Mizanin," Vince growled. "I'm your principal and you will treat me with respect." Mike and John just laughed. "Hennigan! Why is your shirt unbuttoned?"

John grinned, moving one side of his shirt out of the way. "With abs like these, why would you hide them?" he laughed.

Vince shook his head with a small groan. "One last thing," he muttered. "We have some new students this year in the junior class." 4 teenagers walked beside the principal; a boy with short brown hair, a boy with about jaw-length light brown hair, a girl with long slightly-curly blonde hair, and a girl with shoulder-length blonde hair with brown highlights streaking through it. "This is Alex Shelley, Chris Sabin, Angelina Love, and Velvet Sky." He waited until the talking about the new students quieted down before finishing up. "School is over. All members of the wrestling team, get changed and get to the bus for practice."

"Finally," Jeff said, stretching his arms over his head as he stood up.

"Dude, stop staring at him," Matt said, elbowing Adam in the side as he was eyeing his little brother. "I said ask him out not become his stalker." He pulled the blonde up out of the chair. "Come on. We need to get changed before we miss the bus and miss practice."

~.**.~

Alexis and Jeff walked toward the bus together, both in basketball shorts and T-shirts. "See you at home, Tink," Jeff called over his shoulder as he boarded the bus.

Alexis pulled the youngest Hardy into a hug, pecking her on the lips. "I'll call you later," she promised with a smile before boarding the bus behind Jeff.

"Aw, is the poor little Hardy missing her Michaels?" Jay teased, pulling on a strand of Hardy's hair as he came up behind her with Evan.

"Shut up," Tink muttered, crossing her arms.

"Here's the key to the house, Tink," Matt said as he and Adam walked out of the school. "Be home after practice."

"Why can't I be on the team, Matty?" Tink whined, pouting at her oldest brother. "You let Evan be on it."

"You are my youngest and only sister, Tink," Matt said as he set his hand on her shoulder. "I don't want you to get hurt. And I know Evan can take care of himself." He sighed, knowing he couldn't resist the pouting of either of his younger siblings. "Tell you what. In 2 weeks, I'll have…Adam fight you. If you can hold your own against him, I'll let you try out for the team, okay?"

Tink practically lit up. "Thank you, Matty!" she exclaimed happily before running off to where the bus was waiting to take her home.

"You're a softie, Matt, you know that right?" Adam asked with a grin, slinging an arm around the other's shoulders.

"You're one to talk," Matt grinned as they boarded the bus. "You're a sucker for anything Jay says when he pouts at you." Adam just rolled his eyes with a grin as they boarded the bus.

"Matt, new kids are trying out," Alexis pointed out as they all (including Chris, John, Phil, and Mike) sat together in the middle of the bus, Randy, John, Cody, and Ted sitting in the very back.

They looked up to see Chris, Alex, Angelina, and Velvet boarding the bus and sitting near the front together. "Think they're any good?" John asked, looking over at Mike.

"Dunno about the girls," Mike said, looking at the new students, "but the guys look pretty good."

"I guess we'll see at practice," Phil said as he leaned back in his chair.

~.**.~

"Figures he'd have us working out instead of practicing the first day," Adam grunted as he bench-pressed the weight above him, Matt behind him as a spotter.

"Well, would you rather be killing yourself in the ring the first day?" Matt asked. He looked over to where Jeff was running on a treadmill next to Alexis. "Besides, this way you can stalk my brother in peace without it seeming weird."

"Alright, listen up!" Everyone stopped what they were doing, looking over to where Shannon was standing, a clipboard in his hands. "First match of the year is in a month and I'm sure no one has been practicing over the summer. So, we're gonna have a small tournament to determine the competitors in the first match." He looked down at his clipboard. "Today, Alexis against Cody and Hennigan against Alex."

"Wait." All eyes turned to Velvet as she spoke. "Why is she fighting against a guy? Isn't that illegal?"

"Alexis is the only girl on our team and we've never more than one girl at a time, so she started out fighting against the guys because she had no one else to practice against," Shannon explained as they all headed outside to the two rings set up. "She's the only girl in the league who competes against other guys."

"And I'm damn good at it, too," Alexis laughed, holding up her hand with her index and middle finger out together and her thumb out to make a gun. "Be jealous."

"Hey, that's our line!" Mike and John whined together.

"Sorry," she apologized. "How 'bout suck it?"

"Two words for ya," Jeff laughed.

Shannon laughed with a smile when the 4 new kids turned to look at him in confusion. "You'll get used to them," he said.

"Lex, take it off!" Adam laughed. He'd grown to know the young Michaels through the Hardys and treated her like a little sister a lot of the time.

Alexis grinned, pulling her shirt off and leaving her in her shorts and sports bra. She tossed the shirt off to the side as she slid into one of the rings with Cody, John and Alex getting into the other one. "Winners advance to the next round," Shannon said as Phil and Cena got in to referee the matches. "15 minute time limit. Go."

~.*2 Hours Later*.~

Shannon looked at his team as they collapsed in the grass. Alexis and Jeff were holding ice packs to their heads, both Johns had bandages around their foreheads, and Sabin had an ice pack balanced on his ankle. "Okay," their coach said. "The tournament's done."

"Finally," Jay breathed.

"The whole team will go to the first match, but the 5 that will compete will be Alexis Michaels…"

Alexis raised her hand in the air before it fell back to the grass. "I'm awesome," she muttered.

"Chris Sabin…"

"Guess we got our answer," Irvine muttered. "New kids are good."

"Adam Copeland…"

"Wrong!" Adam suddenly yelled.

"Adam, you idiot, you're in the match," Matt muttered, slapping Adam's arm. "Shut up."

"Evan Bourne…"

"Nice job, babe," Matt said, smiling at his younger lover who smiled back.

"And Randy Orton."

"Of course," Randy mumbled with a groan as he moved the ice pack that had been on his forehead down to his knee.

"We're done for the day," Shannon finished. "You guys can go home and rest up for tomorrow."

They all got up and headed slowly to where they'd left their bags and headed outside. "Matty, Imma stay with Lexy tonight, kay?" Jeff said as he started to follow the young Michaels.

Matt nodded as he watched the two blondes climb into Shawn's pick-up truck and drive away. He noticed Adam watched them drive away and groaned. "Seriously, Adam," he muttered. "Either ask him out or I will ask him for you."

"I'll ask him tomorrow," Adam said, tossing his bag into the car he and Jay shared. "Need a ride?"

"When do I not?" Matt joked with a smile as he climbed into the passenger seat.

"Not fair!" Jay whined as he got into the back seat.

"Senior privileges, JJ," Adam laughed as he started the car and backed up.

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Okay, my head hurts like a bitch and I'm writing. Not the best thing in the world to be doing. Oh, well.

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