Twilight Parody

Chapter1, Why Me?

I live in California with my mum, my sister and Phil. I had to go to my dad's house over the summer in Forks. Before I went to Forks, I had never imagined that I'll find so many unusual creatures in Forks. I had never believed in fairytales or thing that doesn't exist, you know what I mean. My name is Bellary Swan, but people usually call me Bella.

It was my first day at school, I arrived there with my pink Ferrari, my dad got it for free on some betting game…he didn't want it because it was PINK... I walk to the administrator office.

"Hi! You must be be-lla-ry swan -reading from a form-and here is your timetable." the administrator said.

"You can call me Bella, thx."

While saying that I took off my sunglasses and whip my hair back. The lady just stared at me like I did something spectacular.

"Uh oh! Not the I-Want-To-Be-You look, urgh" I said to the administrator and walked away.

You know I'm not nervous at all; I don't get people that get nervous and scared all the time. I find that annoying.

A guy with a very pale face came forward to me,

"Hi! My name is-" the pale face guy got interrupted him by throwing a hat at him.

"Flirting again dork?" the other guy that threw the cap at him.

"Haha…he will never get the girl anyway ahahahahahahah" some guy said that.

-They all started laughing-

"Anyway, my name is Edward White"

"Huh that explains the face" I mumbled.

"Sorry what?" Edward said.

"Oh nothing, my name is Bella, nice meeting you, Edward" and walked to class.

While I was walking to class I met Katy, she kept on babbling about her life, gosh that was so boring listening to her. My first lesson was chemistry, and guess what? I had to sit next to EDWARD. Oh I and forgot to mention that he is fat, sloppy, and he stinks like rubbish! I'm serious!

When I walked into class, everyone stared at me, maybe because I was the new student.

Suddenly, Edward interrupted the whole thing.

"Hey Bella, come sit next to me! We can be BFF'S! " Edward said.

Everyone laughed. I walked to the sit next to Edward in embarrassment. I look at him in disgust, and sat next to him.

After class, I went to the canteen while walking I noticed this guy in the senior year, he looked familiar but I can't put my finger on it.

Later that day, I got a phone call from my mum, when I picked up, in the background I heard ambulance siren, and the worst thing is my mum is crying my mum never cries except for very big situation. A very BAD one.

"What happened mum? Why are you crying?" I asked in panic

"Bell,-sobbing- Phil met in an accident, and and yo- your baby sister was inside."