Okay, I promise I'm working on my other fic's but my editor Archerelf and I were looking through the facebook group Fuck This….I'm going to Hogwarts..and I came across something that I had to write up.
So I present you all with Harry Potter and the Unexpected Plot Twist
Harry Potter stood in front of his fellow fighters as they all took something out of a box.
"All right everyone." He said, "The code phrase is "I'm Bringing Sexy Back. When you hear that..put these on. Got that?"
Everyone nodded their heads and they all headed out onto the battlefield.
1 hour later….
Neville Longbottom rushed up to Harry.
"I've got it Harry!" he whispered.
"Good work Neville." He said slipping his earmuffs on.
He took the package from Neville and held it while Neville slid his earmuffs on.
"I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Harry shouted at the top of his lungs.
The fighting paused as the Death eaters turned to look at Harry and all the fighters slid on earmuffs. Harry turned to Voldemort with a brown bag in one of his hands.
"Going to try to suffocate me Potter?" sneered Voldemort.
"Nope, even better!" said Harry, grasping what was inside the bag. "I'm gonna kill you!"
He pulled his hand out from the bag and there in his hand was a fully grown mandrake.
"Didn't see that coming." He said in the split second before the mandrakes cry reached his ears.
Voldemort died and all his followers who heard the cry died. Most of the defenders of Hogwarts lived and everyone was happy.
None of you saw that coming did you? Haha! The next chapter of I'll take Your Hand should be up soon, I'm almost half way through it!