This is my first SasuFemNaru so PLEZ BE KIND! My friend got me hooked; if you like this you'll love hers (SkyyeStrike). Look her up why don't you?
Sasuke lay quietly on the bed under Naruto. He pet the long golden locks of his blue eyed lover who slept peacefully on his chest. It never ceased to amaze him at how cuddly she could be. The raven didn't move in fear that he might wake up Naruto. Luckily he didn't have to because at that very moment she groaned flipping over dragging her feet out from under the covers.
Sasuke was about to say good morning when the blond's head flipped up. On unsteady feet, she ran to the bathroom followed by the sweet sound of his graceful lover hurling... That's right. Sasuke even saw Naruto as graceful when puking.
"I told you not to chug all that beer last night!" Sasuke called with a smirk heading towards the bathroom to hold back Naruto's hair. He stood in the door-frame to see Naruto glaring at him.
"I blame you for letting me!" She retorted, a little bit of barf still lingering on the side of her mouth. Sasuke pulled out a towel to wipe away the disgusting green chunks. (Ain't that a perty picture.)
"I let you party only because to threatened to cut off my ball if I didn't. Letting you puke your guts out vs. having no balls," he smirked his tell-tale Uchiha smirk.
"I should have chopped then off either way," Naruto smiled evilly. Revenge was gonna be sweet. And it was way faster then she thought it would be. Without warning, a stream of barf was unloaded on Sasuke's bare chest and navy sweats.
Naruto starting laughing, falling over on her back. Tears leaked form the corners of her eyes as Sasuke tried wiping off the vomit. The bubbles of laughter parted only enough for Naruto to yell, "KARMA BITCH!"
She received a stern Uchiha glare, then a vomit coated hand reached up and smeared her face. Sasuke followed Naruto's example and started laughing when the blond started to curse and yell at her raven boyfriend. "DIE IN HELL TEME!"
"You started it, I just needed to repay the favor, dobe," Sasuke smirked, regaining his composure. Naruto was fumming as she started the shower, grumbling, "damn Uchiha" and "he's gonna pay". She pulled her shorts off after testing the water. Right before she pulled down her underwear, Sasuke grabbed her from behind dragging her into the shower.
"SASUKE! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? YOU'RE GETTING VOMIT ALL OVER MY FAVORITE SHIRT!" Naruto shrieked. She spun around to smack Sasuke only to be dragged into a sweat and loving kiss. Thank God he'd wiped off his face.
Then it just kinda went blank. Naruto forgot she was mad, that her favorite shirt (it had a fox eating with a peice of Naruto in its mouth) was getting vomit on it, or the fact that she still probably tasted like puke. It was all washed away by her bitter sweat boyfriend... and the water.
Okay... I feel like that failed and that this sucks and that the ending is awful and that I didn't make the characters act like the way that they normally would and that it just plain fails... but if you liked it leave a comment and make me believe I was wrong.