Un dae Vanelpee wuz wif ralf tapprz. Dey wuz drinkn n vanelpee say 'ralf cn i git a beer?'
ralf say 'no but u cn hav a sipp o myne' n vanlpee had a sip n think it reel good. So den she ax 4 nudder sipp n he say ' no dat enuff.' But vanelpee wunt moerr so she keep sneekn sipps win hee wutn lookn.
ralf woodnt a nowtisd exxpt dat vanelpee wuz drunk. He tak hur howm n da next morn shee had a hAng ovrr. He wuz madd hurr butt didnt sed nuthin till da next morn win da hangovrr wuz gawn. He say
'vanelpee y u do dat?' She say 'I dunno. Cuz i lyke da beer.' He say 'vanelpee u n alcoholic' she try to say no but reelize she wuz. She say 'Ralf i promiz i gon git help.' N he say 'good cuz i love u."
she say wut
he reepeet wut he say ' i luv u." She say 'i luv u 2' n dey start kissn. Den tin minitz l8r he reelize she aint kissn bak. Hee pul awA n say 'bab wut rong?' But shee didn heer him cuz she wiz ded frum alcoholicniss. He git sad n evry1 git sad n they hav a funeral 4 hurr n tapper shut downn.
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