First One-shot ever!!!!! Please R&R!!!!! Not as good and Splinter and April Forever but please still read. I love Splinter.

Moon Madness

One moonlit night, Splinter took the turtles out for a little walk in the sewers. They stopped at a sewer grate and looked up at the full moon. The turtles were young at the time; only eight years old.

Raph nudged Mike and snickered.

"Nights like this, werewolves come out including me." Raph said as he twitched.

"Yeah right..." Mike said nervously. Raph twitched again and suddenly bit Mike.

"Ack!" yelped Mike. He hid behind Leo. Splinter turned around as Raph laughed at poor Mike.

"That will be quite enough, Raph!" Splinter said sternly. Mike peeked from behind Leo and looked up at the moon. It looked so neat to him with it's intricate design. He was intrigued by the moon.

"Master Splinter?"

"Yes, Michaelangelo?" Splinter asked.

"What's the moon made of? " Mike asked innocently.

"It's made of CHEESE!!" Splinter said as his whiskers twitched. Don had a puzzled look on his face.

"But Master...I read in a book somewhere that the moon is not made out of cheese. It's just a myth." Splinter gave Don the death look. It made Don cringe with fear.

"Shutup Donatello!! You insolent fool!! The moon is made out of cheese!" Splinter whopped Don on the head with his cane. Don rubbed his head in pain and looked down sadly.

Splinter reached his hands up towards the moon longingly. He squeaked softly as if he were possessed by the moon. Raph crept up behind Mike and pounced him. Mike was knocked down to the ground and discovered something scarier than Splinter's behavior. Raph had fangs and fur. His eyes had a red glow to them.

Splinter walked towards the turtles chanting.

"I am the slave of the CHEESE MOON!"

Mike, who was trapped by Raph's grip, fell into unconsciousness because Raph's unusual strength was too much for him to handle.

The next day Mike woke up to laughter. Raph, Leo, Don, and Splinter were all sprawled around in the living room watching a video. It was a video of the events of that night! There was also someone else there. A cow? She was also sitting there laughing and having a good time. Two questions came to mind. Who the heck was the cow and who even filmed this?

"Want some cake, Mike?" asked "Moo Moo".

Mike did the only thing he could think of to do when a cow who can talk knows your name...RUN!!

The moon laughed evilly from afar.

The End?

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