The kids were all sitting in class when Mr. Garrison made his announcment.
"Childeren" he said "Please welcome our new student, Josh Fanning, his cousin is Dekota Fanning".
"Ooh" said the childeren.
At recess all the kids in the fourth grade were discussing,
"Okay" said Clyde "we need to do anything neccasary to get in with this guy, agreed?"
"Agreed" said the kids. So all the kids walked over to Josh.
"Hi" said Stan
"Hi" said josh
"So do you thik were cool enough to meet your cousin Dekota?" asked Red.
"Not yet" replied Josh, "but I do have this new sistam I think we should try out." The kids quicky agreed, "okay" said Josh "when I call your name go stand in a line, Kyle, Token, Timmy, Eric, Bebe, Jimmy and Kenny, these students arn't like us" Josh continued. "Which is why from now on no one is alowed to hang out with them".
"What?" said Kyle.
"Now" Josh continued "also we can no longer call them by there names, from now on they have to be refferd to as the jewish kid, the black kid, the retarded kid, the fat kid, the boob kid, the crippled kid and the poor kid, agreed?"
"Agreed" said the kids.
"What? Stan!" said Kyle but Stan just ignored him.
Classtime was pretty normal since no one talked that much during class anyway, but then lunch came and thats when things really started to get weird. Kyle, Cartman and Kenny had just got out of the lunch line when they spotted Stan at a table. The three boys walked over to him.
"What are you doing?" Stan asked.
"Whe-where sitting down" said Kyle.
"Well you cant!" Replied Stan
"What do you mean?" asked Cartman, "We've been sitting together since kindergarden!"
"Well things changed" said Stan "you have to gou sit over there with the other "different kids"". Cartman and Kenny hung there heads and walked away. Kyle stared at his friend and sadly and said
"I guess you really arn't the person I thought you were". Stan didn't look at him, and only said
"go sit with the over there jewish kid."
Kyle angerly walked away and went to sit with Jimmy, Timmy, Token, Bebe, Cartman, and Kenny.
"This isn't fair!" yelled Kyle as he sat down. "You agree with me, right Jimmy?"
"What did you call him?" said Josh as he walked by.
"Jimmy! thats his name!" replied Kyle.
"No" said Josh, "His name is crippled kid and just for not calling him that your name is now Jew-rat!"