Peggi-Hi everybody. This is the insane authoress Peggi Cecelia James Crawford, and.

Tea-I'm Tea Anzu Wheeler. Just so everybody knows, this is the disclaimer for all of the chapters to the series 'The Never-ending, pointless, plotless, un-important Soap Opera By:Peggi and Tea'.

Peggi-Tea and I don't own Yugioh. In fact, we don't own anything in the world except for our Yugioh stuff that our parents bought us. We disclaim everything else in the world.

Pegasus-But they do also own the plot of their ficcys.

Peggi-Weren't you listening to us?

Pegasus-Huh?

Tea-Re-read the title.

Pegasus-*re-reads the title to find the word "plotless"*

Peggi-You see? Our soap operas have no plots. They have really nothing that makes sense in them except for the title, and that's only cuz it summarizes them perfectly.

Pegasus-Okay.if you say so.

Peggi and Tea-We do!

Marik-So, now that you disclaimed all that stuff, are you going to begin the fic?

Peggi-Heck no! This is going to be a disclaimer/chapter, so it can't end here!

Joey-Well, as long as there's food, I'll stay.

Avril-Hi everyone!

Peggi and Tea-Hi Avril! What's up?

Avril-Nothing much. Did you guys see Yu Yu Hakusho today?

Tea-We never do. We're too busy doing.Peggi and Tea stuff.

Avril-It was a really good episode. It was the one where..*fades out*

Tea-So, Peggi. What are you doing this weekend?

Peggi-Huh? Oh, sorry. I was listening to the part where Yuske (however you spel it) was doing something to..uh..Well, I'm just gonna watch yugioh. How 'bout you?

Tea-Same here. I have cheerleading practice on Sunday, but other than that I'm free.

Peggi-Really? Well, maybe wwe can get together and type fics.

Avril-*continues to explain in detail what happened on Yu Yu Hakusho or some other anime show we don't watch.

Peggi-You know, Tea, perhaps we should explain the history of The never- ending pointless plotless un-important soap opera by us.

Tea-You're right.

Joey-I'll help explain!

Tea and Peggi-Okay.

Tea-Well, first of all, we didn't originally write these fics as actual fics. They were actually letters we were passing back and forth during class. At the time I was just learning about Yugioh, so I didn't really know much about the show. But I did like Joey. We started writing these soap operas before the "final duel of souls" episodes were over with, so it was a little outdated.

Peggi-She liked Joey, and of course, I liked Pegasus. Or should I say, we loved them. We've always been obsessed with the two of them.

Tea-Yeah, And we started writing these around Christmas. In fact, wasn't it about 3 weeks before?

Peggi-Yes it was. And I was really into the 'christmas spirit' so to speak.

Joey-A little too much if you asked me.

Seto-They didn't ask you.

Tea-*types into her magical authoress keyboard and suddenly Seto Kaiba not only looks like a dog, but he actually is one!*

Peggi-DO IT AGAIN TEA!!!!!!!

Tea-Okay! types into her magical authoress keyboard again and Seto is normal. Then all of a sudden he is a dog again.*

Seto-BARK BARK!!! (NOT FUNNY!) BARK BARK BARK BARK!!!! (I'M GONNA GET YOU!!!!)

Joey-We think it's really funny! And even if you do get us, what are you gonna do?

Marik-Um.Joey, how can you understand what he just said?

Seto-Bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark bark!!! (I always told everyone he was a mangy mutt!!!)

Peggi-He is not!!!!

Marik-?????

Tea-Read the computer screen. It's in parenthesis.

Marik-OHHHHH..okay. I get it now.

Tea-Well, anywayz, since Cecelia was dead, Peggi kinda decided she could have Pegasus since this was our ficcy, kinda like I have Joey. So, we brought Cecelia back in our first soap opera since it was kinda a romance ficcy, but we added something in it so Peggi could have Pegasus, Cecelia could have somebody, and everyone is happy.

Peggi-Well, I hope you like all of our fics. We sure did like writing them!!!

Avril-And then when Yu Yu Hakusho ended..*fades out*

And thus our evil plot begins.oh wait.we have not plot..well, something begins.I just don't know what yet.BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!