Well, this is a thing we had to do for englishclass.

I hate "Once-upon-a-time-happily-ever-after-storys, so I felt like being mean to the princess and prince.

Sleeping Beauty

Once upon a time, in a land far away from where my butt stands, lived a king and a queen, that had yet to be blessed with a child.

Then one year, the queen gave birth to a daughter, let's name her Mary-Sue, because that's what she were.

A Mary-Sue.

Three fairys were invited to the ball being held for the sake of the childs birth.

They all blessed the girl with Mary-Sueish gifts.

A young prince, Gary-Stue, were chosen as Mary-Sues fiancé, even though they were more than ten years apart.

Even though they invited three fairys, there were one more fairy, that was seen as the evil fairy.

They hadn't invited her, and now she was pissed.

So she smashed a window leading to thebanquethall and walked in floating in the air.

"I see you have all given the princess useless gifts, ladies." she said, turned to the three other fairys.

"Leave, evil fairy, you have no place here." the three fairys chanted.

"Oh I will, but not until I have given the future 'maden in distress' my gift." she answered. "Little princess, on your sixteenth birthday, you will fall into eternal sleep, sleeping til you get your true loves kiss." Black light streamedfrom the fairys fingertips and into Mary-Sues body.

"No!" Everybody screamed in fear.

The evil fairy smirked and left.

"Later, idiots!"

And just like she had said, Mary-Sue fell into a deep slumber, as did everyone in the whole kingdom.

As time passed, the princess continued sleeping and waited for her love to come.

2000 years had passed, the prince turned old, but did not die.

The faraway land got new citizens and a new name, United States of America, or USA for short.

The prince met a boy about seventeen years old, named Mike.

"Boy." Gary-Stue said. "Take me to the castle."

"Hey, don't order me around like some prince from the mid-evils!" the boy said angrily. "And what castle?"

"The castle where princess Mary-Sue lives, of course."

Mike smirked. "I'll take you to a place, I think you'll like it."

"As long as I find my princess."

"Yeah yeah, whatever."

They came to a run-down tower.

"Here it is." Mike said and pushed Gary-Stue into the tower following right behind.

"Mary-Sue!" Gary-Stue yelled happily, running towards something.

"Eew, that's distusting!" Mike stared at the prince hugging... a skeleton?

Well, of course, what corpse stays fresh for 2000 years?

THE ENDE