Oh if Only

Disclaimer: I don't own BTVS or anything to do with BTVS, Joss is god, ect ect ect.

Summary: This is just a short scene that is pure comedy! This scene takes place right after the camera blacked out in Dead Things. Buffy is crying in Tara's lap. This is what would have happened if Willow had suddenly walked into the room at that moment.

Don't be offended people; it's just one person's view on how this scene could have been made extremely humorous.

Scene opens to right before camera blacks out.

Buffy: Why can't I stop? Why do I keep letting him in? (Referring to spike)

Tara: Do you love him? I-It's okay if you do. He's done a lot of good, and, and he does love you. A-and Buffy, it's okay if you don't. You're going through a really hard time, and you're...

Buffy: What? Using him? What's okay about that?

Tara: It's not that simple.

Buffy: It is! It's wrong. I'm wrong. Tell me that I'm wrong, please... Please don't forgive me, please... Please don't... Please don't forgive me... *Buffy then places her head in Tara's lap, she is crying hysterically. Tara, not quite sure what to do, strokes her head* Willow Enters Willow: What the fuck is going on?! *looking shocked* *Buffy jumps up, wipes the tears from her face, and gives Willow a look like she doesn't know what she is talking about* Tara: W-Will, nothing is going on. Buffy was just upset. Willow: Upset my ass! She was in your freakin lap Tara, what was she doing, wiping her nose on your crotch!? Buffy: Calm down Willow, Tara was just helping me out with a problem I'm having. Willow: Ahuh, no wonder you're never around Buffy. And no wonder you broke up with me, Tara. Buffy's goin down a whole new side of the road, and Tara is favoring blondes these days! Buffy: Oh, this is ridiculous. Tara: Yea, no kidding. *Willow continues to yell in the background* Tara: Ok, this is getting fucking stupid. Buffy: Don't worry; I'll take care of it. Buffy: *walking over to Willow* Listen Will, we never meant to. *Willow starts yelling again, and Buffy fed up with it, kicks her into a book shelf* *Willow who is obviously unconscious lies on the floor* Tara: That's better. Buffy: I need a drink, let's get the hell out of here. Tara: Right behind ya. *Buffy and Tara exit the house* Scene