Of Caf-Pows and crazyness...
Chapter 1: THE IDIOM, THE PAPERCLIP and the TEXTS!
Ziva's P.O.V
I woke up to my alarm clock, 05:00, time to get up...
As I was running, I felt my phone buzz in my pocket, I pulled it out of my pocket, DINozzo flashed up on my screen, I clicked on it...
Oi Zee-Vah! Don't forget coffee run this morning, I assume your out running... Strange woman. Gtg drop Tina... No wait Tania home... sweet gal! bye DA-VEED!
Oh DINozzo, get your act together...
I texted back...
Yes I'm out running, I thought that you said it was Thalia... Tell Gibbs I have got time so I will get Abby's
Caf-Pow! C u soon DINozzo!
I ran home and started getting ready for the day, knives... Check. Sig... Check. Paper clips... Check. Phone... Check. Just time for the coffee run now!
Right...
"Hello, please can I have... One Black coffee, two caramel coffees and a milky coffee with one sugar."
"Yes, that will be $9.54. If you'd like to wait over there i'll bring them to you in a minute."
"Thank you." I said handing over the money when my phone beeped again, DINozzo flashed up on the screen, what does he want now? I thought.
Gibbs says don't forget Abby has a mega Caf-Pow. And McCheapskate wants to know if you have $5.00. BYE T!
What the hell...
Why did you have to text me that? I have got $5.00. And do you really think after all this time I would not know Abby has a mega caf-pow! Hippocrit! Z!
And send, just as I put my cell in my pocket the barista came over to me with the coffees on a cardboard tray.
"Thank You."
"Thats okay miss, have a good day."
BUZZ!
'Oh for goodness sake DINozzo!' I thought to myself.
Ziva, that's not how hippocrit is spelt or used. T!
Oneday I will kill DINozzo using only a paperclip, and he will not be able to choose which way! I thought.
Oi DINozzo, look at your last text. You spelt Hippocrit the same way as I! Look who is calling the kettle black! Z!
Right enough texting, time to get Abby's Caf-Pow! Right as I thought that...
BUZZ! I'm pretty sure a little growl may have escaped my lips as I read the text...
The Pot ZEE-VAH. The pot is calling the kettle black! T!
Well I thought, he can stuff his stupid american idioms, when I get to work he better have been smart enough to hide the paper clips in my desk!