Charity: Hey Ya'll! So I'm back for another fantastic fanfiction sort deal. I decided to ignore all my yaoi, yuri, hentai, etc, fangirl wishes, and decided to drag in some new ideas. And by the way, My name is no longer Mitsuko (as it was for my Kamichama Karin fanfictions, but will now be Charity, as it is my confirmation name, and fits the idea better here. You'll see why.) So here it is: The new, fantastic, amazing, incredible, beautiful, magical, imaginative, special, ama-
Piers: Charity, they get it, already. It's one of your best ideas yet. Now, can we get on with the story?
Charity: ...But I wanted to make people wonder how amazing it was...
Piers: Come on, Charity. Get on with the first chapter, or the introduction, whichever you're doing now.
Charity: Alright... ON TO THE INTRODUCTION!
Disclaimer: Don't own. Don't sue. Just my ideas.
Charity: Hello and welcome to "My Fair Fanfiction." In this episode, we're going to interview some of the characters from Princessmitsuko's new fanfiction. Let's meet our guests. In chair number one we have Piers, a new character created specifically for this fanfiction. Say hello, Dear.
Piers: Good morrow, fair maidens and lads.
Charity: On the next couch, we have the host club! Tamaki..
Tamaki: Why hello my loyal subjects! I would like to- *Pushed back down into his spot by Mori*
Charity: Kyoya...
Kyoya: Hello.
Charity: The hitachiin twins Kaoru and Hikaru...
Hitachiin twins: We're here to please.
Charity: Mori and Hunni
Mori: Hello...
Hunni: Sorry if I'm a little grumpy... I just woke up from my nap, so I'm a little sleepy...
Charity: And, of course, Haruhi!
Haruhi: Uhm, hello.
Piers: Charity, what's the point of this? I think you're boring your viewers to sleep...
Charity: Noooo. They love this!
Renge: *Entering on her pedastool thing* And I'm renge! Can't have a show without me!
Charity: Renge! Get out of my set! And my costume! You weren't invited!
Renge: I invited myself.
Charity: Well uninvite yourself and leave!
Renge: NO!
Charity: Oh B*tch better leave!
Renge: I am not leaving. This is my show!
Charity: Oh you're going to get it...
Renge: Get what? A thank you? I make this show so much better.
Charity: *runs up and grabs renge by the hair. An all out girl fight ensues. Tamaki sits watching intently. Kyoya starts writing about it. Hunni senpai is crying. Haruhi is worried. Kaoru and Hikaru are laughing hysterically. And mori and piers are trying to help. Mori grabs Renge and Piers grabs Charity.*
Piers: STOP THIS! STOP THIS RIGHT NOW! OR I'M CANCELLING THE FANFICTION!
Charity: Oh no you won't! Gahh! Let me at her! Let me at her!
Mori: STOP!
*everything goes silent*
Mori: Thank you.
Charity: Well, uh... That's all the time we have for today, folks. Visit us next week on "My Fair Fanfiction!"
Charity: Well, that went well, don't you think, Piers?
Piers: ...
Charity: Well it wasn't that bad... Was it?
Piers: Please don't make me answer that.
Charity: Well, chapter one will be fantastic! I promise!
Piers: You're still doing this fanfiction? Even after what just happened?
Charity: The Show Must Go On!
Piers: Oh no...
To Be Continued...