Author's Note: The title of this randomly came into my head one time and I just HAD to write the poem! I think it turned out well—especially for a total of maybe ten minutes of writing. Well, it's a poem about how I think Shikamaru feels about Ino. IMPORTANT: A NEW STANZA STARTS WITH "HYPOTHETICALLY SPEAKING" The editor wouldn't let me double-space. Enjoy


Hypothetic Rhymes with Apathetic

By: Mallory (MoonsAreBlue)

Hypothetically speaking

What would you say if I had a friend

Yes, a friend—that sounds good

What would you say if I had a friend

That spoke of you all the time

That would lay down their life to protect you

That your smile brightens the worst of their days

Hypothetically speaking

What would you say if I loved you

What would you say if I said

That your very presence sends shivers up my spine

That I can't wait to see you the next day

That my impatience makes me dream of you

Hypothetically speaking

What do you think of me

Do you think I am some apathetic bastard

But remember I'm only being hypothetic

Oh but would you look at that

Hypothetic rhymes with apathetic

Hypothetically speaking

What would you say if I said you made me fumble my words

That I stutter and my phrases don't come out right

That our conversations replay in my head once they're through

That your voice comforts my nerves

Or ruffles them depending on your mood

Hypothetically speaking

Do you think we could be together if we loved each other

Do you think we could have a boy and a girl

Do you think we could play Shogi till dawn

I would let you win once or so just to see you smile

Hypothetically speaking

If I died would you cry over me

Would you be at the forefront of the funeral

Delivering a speech of our friendship—or a speech of your love

Would you kiss my headband before you went to bed every night

Just because it would make me happy

Hypothetically speaking

What would you say if I said our jutsus matched perfectly

That they complement each other

That they work better together

That I think it has something to do with us

Hypothetically speaking

What would you say if I said I wasn't being hypothetic

Would you scream at me or would you kiss me

Would you walk away or would you cry in my arms

Or would you remind me

That I'm only hypothetically speaking


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