Believe It! Shut Up!!

FlamedraSeer7213

Naruto

Humor/Parody

Implicated NaruHina

Disclaimer: I never want to own Naruto with that stupid English VA, "Believe it!" NO!

FlamedraSeer7213: Where's the stupid VA for Naruto in the English Dub!? I'm gonna rip out his throat!!

Pom-Pom: Now, now, calm down FlamedraSeer7213-sama…

FlamedraSeer7213: "Believe it!" "Believe it!!" "I'm going to do it, believe it!!" For god's sake!!! I need to find some matches… a box of matches and I need it now!!

Pom-Pom: -restraining- You are not going to burn down a house! You are going to write this story!!

FlamedraSeer7213: -blinks- Oh, okay!

Pom-Pom: -twitches-

FlamedraSeer7213: This is an Oneshot, so please don't review so harshly… PLEASE!?

"I'm going to become Hokage one day, BELIEVE IT!!" Uzumaki Naruto loudly proclaimed in his weird sounding voice. "Shut up." Neji mumbled in his 'not-sounding-like-Neji' voice.

"I'm going to buy Ramen today, BELIEVE IT!!" Naruto proclaimed out loud again, tightly gripping Hinata in his arms. "Na-Naruto-kun! You-You're choking m-me!" The Hyuuga gasped, half from being held by the loud blonde and half from actually being choked.

"I'm going to buy 'Icha-Icha Paradise', BELIEVE IT!!" Sakura twitched, "Naruto Uzumaki, you're acting weird today." Sasuke let out something between a snort and a choke. "You sound like an idiot dobe." He stated, quickly covering his mouth at what his voice sounded like.

"I'm going to be a stupid idiot, BELIEVE IT!!" He screamed out loud. Kiba walked by and said, "Ah, Okay, Naruto, ah you are, ah, an idiot."

Finally getting tired of this, Naruto gathered everyone in the Town's Square. "I'M GOING TO BE A STUPID HORNY BASTERD, BELIEVE IT!!" Everyone nodded sagely and continued on their day. Naruto just sat and blinked before running away, screaming.

"OMG!! DID I JUST SAY THAT!?"

Tsunade walked up to him and said, "Yes, yes you did." Naruto pointed at her and stated, "You sound like a Southern Crack Whore, believe it!" Naruto looked horrified at what he said. Tsunade looked very angry…

The Next Morning

Shikamaru noticed the nice human sized crater with Naruto lying in it.

"Nah, too troublesome…"

With that said, he continued on his walk to his hill.