And I am back. With another story well hope you guys like it I was about to post it before Christmas but oh well hope you will like it and I apologize for my bad grammar.

Me-Alright I do not own Final Fantasy 7 or its characters because if I did Cloud would not be so depressed.

Cloud-Tell me again why I am the one in the situation?

Me-Because it is funny.

Cloud-But this one is gay…

Me-Oh well…

Chapter 1

Tifa-Come on Cloud just 5 more minutes!

Cloud-Liar that is what you said in the last 3 damn stores…

Tifa-This is the last one I promise please?*stares at him with her big brown eyes*

Cloud-But…I…*sigh* fine…

Tifa-Yay! You are the best!

Cloud-Whatever…dang woman and her shopping obsession…

Tifa-What did you say?

Cloud-…nothing…

Cloud is with her girlfriend shopping for Christmas presents you would think it would be a happy time oh but not for Cloud to him it means spending countless hours shopping in some God-forsaken mall but at least he was not alone there was other guys there…with their girlfriends…trapped…each time they pass one another they exchange a prayerful glance but one time Cloud saw this other guy and when he looked at him the guy mouthed the word "meow" and did a pawstrike and this happened 4 times within 10 minutes and of course Cloud would be thinking "WTF?" he is not gay you know…I think…well anyways back to the couple…

Cashier-300'000 gil sir.

Cloud-What? Tifa what did you get?

Tifa-A scarf and a pair of gloves.

Cloud-What? NO!

Tifa-PWEASE Cloud?

Cloud-…fine…

Cashier-Heh sucker..

Cloud-Shut up…

Tifa-Thank you!*hugs Cloud tightly*

Cloud-Tifa…can't…breat-*passes out*

Tifa-Uh-oh…oh well I have to drag him again…

Cashier-…again?

Tifa-yeah well bye!

Cashier-…

Tifa-Cloud sure does weight a lot…

Man-Hey lady watch out for the broken glass!

Tifa-OK!*unknowingly drags Cloud through the pile of broken glass*

Barret-Welcome back uh yo what happened to Spiky?

Tifa-He passed out so I dragged him.

Barret-OK but why is there a blood trail following him?

Tifa-There is not-oh um oh yeah the broken glass…

Barret-…ouch anyways ready for the plan tonight?

Tifa-Yeah!*ties up Cloud*

Few hours later…

Cloud Thinking-Ngh where am I? All I remember is being in the mall having that guy stare at me and passing out…wait why am I tied up and why does my back hurt?

Lights turn on.

Cloud Thinking-Ngh too bright wait there is line in front of me but why? Is that a mistletoe on top of me? Oh hell no not again Yuffie I will kill you wait is that Zack in front of me?

And that my dear readers is the start of the story again I apologize for the bad grammar and please read and review.

Cloud-I'm in a gay situation?

Me-Yup

Zack-It can't be that bad the guy is me right?

Cloud-That scares me even more…